Posted on 02/07/2002 7:49:04 AM PST by codebreaker
Besides the three legged figure skater in the Weekly World News this week which is a classic, the Globe has
'Woman Confesses-I wrote the Jon Benet Ramsey Ransom Note'
Bill's New Babe-The Sex Pot He's Hidden From Hillary
Goldie Hawn Caught in the Arms of the Ice Cream Man
Roma Downey of 'Touched by an Angel' Breaks Down
Well why him and not me?
Life just isn't fair.
He grabs the girl with the ah, er, you know, pulls her so tight up against him that she has a pained look on her face, as if she can't wait to escape the rapist's grasp.
January 31, 2002 -- Bill's babe-alicious photo op
BILL Clinton likes to keep world leaders waiting while he enjoys the company of young women.
It was revealed during his impeachment trial before Congress that Clinton once kept PLO warlord Yasser Arafat waiting in the Rose Garden for 20 minutes while he and Monica Lewinsky were having one of their notorious Oval Office sessions.
And in Jerusalem the other day, Clinton kept Israeli Foreign Minister Shimon Peres cooling his heels for 10 to 15 minutes, wondering what to do, while Clinton dallied downstairs at the foreign office taking photos with the office babes.
One photo, which appeared in Tuesday's Post, touched off a controversy in Israel, Post correspondent Uri Dan reports, about how foreign dignitaries should be treated.
The picture, published in Israeli newspapers with the caption "Clinton and the Foreign Office Girls," showed the ex-president surrounded by five beaming women: Orit Moshe, who works in the situation room; Dana Zevulun, a secretary in the office of arms control and weapons of mass destruction; and three other Israeli foreign office aides, Michal Shirazi, Vered Shimoni and Irith Schneor.
When Clinton arrived for his weekend meeting with Peres, it touched off a buzz among women staffers. Four cleaning women hurried to kiss his hands. Soon about 50 women in the building gathered in corridors to see him.
Shirazi said it was Clinton's idea to pose for the Associated Press photographer. He wanted all of them embracing to give the photo a "friendly, family-like look," she said. Shirazi called Clinton "the most charming of all the VIPs who have visited" the office.
Clinton finally made his way up to see Peres, stopping for more photos along the way. Peres had no idea this was going on.
Meanwhile, Jane magazine reports another amusing Clintonesque episode. When news broke that Clinton was setting up an office in Harlem, three female interns at Jane sent their resumes there. They got no response. But a month later, one of them tried again, this time including her picture. She got a call back right away, and was asked, "How soon can you come in?"
Probably because (notice where she's standing) she can feel how glad he is to see her. Ewwwwwwwwww!
I've waiting for some tabloid to come out with"Clinton turns to necrophilia and runs off with his sexy 5000 year old mummy girlfriend".[refering to his remarks while veiwing an ancient egyptian mummy a couple of years back]
By rights,he should be lucky if he got the hefty one on the left.
Now, how'd they do that?
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