ARAFATOYS Sold Out! PALESTINIANS CLAMMER FOR "HAMAS-guy"(tm)

Registered ^ | 03.19.02 | Registered

[Registered]

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Just a few ARAFATOY Company Customer Testimonials...

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[Registered]

There are lots and lots of customer testimonials all over the internet.

[Aggie Mama]

They bring their dead to the mosque??????????

[The Right Stuff]

Love the toy, but the pics are yucky! And all those guys praying at the feet of the dead terrorists? Bizarro!

[Freakazoid]

When will the female version begin shipping. Nice product! Might I suggest a goofy sidekick toy named "Work-accident Wahabist"?

[Freakazoid]

P.S. Brilliant, as usual.

[veronica]

I think I have a good idea for the ad campaign::

'HAMAS-guy' (tm) - He's da Bomb!

[Alouette]

Does it come in child-size?

Any day now...

[My2Cents]

"Hamas-guy comes complete with detachable limbs!....Your kids will have a blast."

[Registered]

You're good!

[DoughtyOne]

Excellent. And think of all the spinoffs. There'll be the child version. It comes with play figure, foldup classroom and terrorist training manuals/videos. It has the requisite mom's gleeful celebration at her son's martyrdom.

There'll be the restaurant with mother and child body parts you can stick to the walls.

There'll be the nice city square with singed body parts and lots of bodies.

Then let's not forget the celebrating Palestinian action figures. And last but not least, we can have the commemorative figure of Arafat denying any culpability.

Thank Allah these will be released just in time for Ramadan.

As I understand it, you get a bonus Kofi Annan figure if you buy their whole line.

[Map Kernow]

"Good-bye to All Them."

[Registered]

Yes! That would be good for the commercials!

[isthisnickcool]

Well, it looks like a fun toy and all. But where is the remote controlled exploding cell phone? The one that the Israeli-Soldier Guy detonates by remote control? No HAMAS-guy would be caught alive without one.

[My2Cents]

Another spin off idea: "The Allah Action Figure", complete with horns and pitchfork.

[DoughtyOne]

Grin. Trying to get me in trouble? Heh heh...

[Publius6961]

"Hamas-guy comes complete with detachable limbs!....Your kids will have a blast."

I was thinking more of the disposable one?
Use once and sweep up the confetti (optional)?

[besieged]

Where is the cassette with Arafat's voice "We are a peaceful people only trying to survive amongst the sea of Zionist extremeists!"

[Thinkin' Gal]

Well, it looks like a fun toy and all. But where is the remote controlled exploding cell phone? The one that the Israeli-Soldier Guy detonates by remote control? No HAMAS-guy would be caught alive without one.

There's another one for you, Registered. Mossad Man and his remote control. How about including a 'work accident' scorecard? :-]