DFU SONG: California Here I Come (here comes Crusty) 4-01-02

DFU SONG PARODIES ^ | 4-2002 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

MIDI - CALIFORNIA HERE I COME

(La la la la la la la la…..la la la la la la la la)

Gray-out Davis is in trouble and now what is Gray-out gonna do
He has phoned up Satan's Daughter in New York and said "I'm needing you"

California, here she comes…with her crusty pantsuit buns

Some are hoping there will be an earthquake when her plane is touching down

California, here she comes…with her crusty pantsuit buns
I'm warning, she'd better stay out of reach
I'll lose it if I find out that she's been out on the beach

California, here she comes…with her crusty pantsuit buns
Those illegal aliens…I would rather have than her

California, here she comes…with her crusty pantsuit buns
Perhaps a tsunami will come to pass
And maybe, good fortune…it will wash away her fat ***

California, here she comes…with her crusty pantsuit buns
Simon has Gray on the run…California, here she comes

[doug from upland]

Per your request. Here's the story -- CLICK

[smoothsailing]

I don't get out much here anymore.

Is Crusty running for Gov.?

Hey, here's one for ya.

[KLT]

Your song should be a number one hit...It's great...I love it!
Poor old crusty...never gets a break...wonder if she's washed the poor old pants suit.....I honestly have my doubts.....that article of clothing could stand up by itself...Just imagine the poor pants suit's lot in life, being on the body of the most disgusting, despicable and dishonest piece of garbage ever to walk this Earth...

[KLT]

[NotJustAnotherPrettyFace]

It helps to know that it was announced that Queen Hillary! will be going to Calif. to help Gray-out Davis in the Gov. campaigning effort. Let's just hope her presence helps him out as much as it did ILL Sen. Carol "Mostly-Fraud" during the 1998. (We here in IL really worked hard to FReep those two "womyn" at every chance we got!)

[doug from upland]

Click on the link in No. 2. She is coming out here to help Gray Davis who is behind Bill Simon in the current polls. Davis never expected this a year ago.

[let freedom sing]

SING IT,-- ONE MORE, FOR THE GIPPER, DOUG!!!!

[KLT]

You like CH....funny right...thought it would bring a tear of laughter to everyone....

[Uncle George]

Doug you are a SUPER FREEPER. Now every-Freeper sing along when she arrives on her private BROOMSTICK in her CRUSTY BLACK PANTS SUIT. Thank you Doug from all the Freepers.

[Uncle George]

BUMPER ALREADY

[doug from upland]

Bumping for some Thursday mocking.

[Uncle George]

How did HILDABEAST'S Ca. trip come out? I have heard nothing about it on the news.