[Constitution Day]

Yeah did he and Miss Piggy ever get on the nasty?

Don't think so.
I thought he wasn't interested 'cause she was fat!

(heheheh...reminds me of that joke about fat girls and mopeds)

[NeoCaveman]

I thought that was Japanese motorcycles, said by a Harley Rider

[maxwell]

What joke about fat girls and mopeds??? Is it dirty and offensive??? Throw it on over here, bro. I probly heard it before but the great thing about having early onset Alzheimer's is, jokes are just as funny the fourth time 'round. ;)

And there ain't nothin' wrong with a lil' lovehandlin', ifyaknowwhatImean... Bouncy bouncy bounce!

Well on that note it's MILLER TIME, dudes...