Posted on 04/20/2002 12:30:13 PM PDT by RWBaral
THE VERMONT MIRACLE-COMING SOON TO A STATE NEAR YOU! GOVERNOR HOWARD DEAN FOR PRESIDENT OF THE USSA! LET'S BRING "THE VERMONT MIRACLE" TO ALL AMERICANS!
Sponsored by Citizens NOT Just Like You! The NGO Coalition For Dean For President!
We, of The NGO Coalition For Dean For President!, read with enthusiasm that Dr. Howard Dean, MD, the Governor of The Peoples' Socialist Republic of Vermont, is exploring the possibility of running for President of the USSA! Consider some of the success stories of THE VERMONT MIRACLE under Governor Dean, and how fortunate all Americans would be if we could bring these blessings to the entire Nation, by promoting Dr. Howard Dean for President of the USSA! Join our campaign today! Yahoo!
VERMONT MIRACLE#1: First, higher taxes and more bureaucratic regulation on business in Vermont helps encourage companies to relocate to other states. THis causes more demand for state government job retraining, law enforcement, correction facilities and welfare services, thus stimulating the Vermont economy. The less the number of citizens who have jobs, the more government services are needed to help prevent mayhem & madness on the streets, thus leading to even greater government spending and thus economic activity. Further, the more people who are dependant on government, the greater to numbers of solid voting blocks available to elected officials. What-you want career politicians to risk becoming unemployed?
VERMONT MIRACLE#2: Second, using the taxing authority of Vermont State government to financially coerce parents to choose public schools for their children, by monopolizing all school & education taxes for public schools only, makes it more difficult for parents to either home school or choose private religious schools for their children. This helps eliminate competition for the public schools, leading to greater job security for public school teachers, thus stimulating political correctness, stifling intellectual dissent and reducing thought crimes.
VERMONT MIRACLE#3: Third, imposing & maximizing State-wide, centralized property taxes on private homes across Vermont helps reduce private home ownership by the elderly, modest income people, working families and most private citizens in general. This also helps eliminate local control over public schools, which is better standardized by central authorieies, anyway, right? This helps to allow the dumbing down of public school students without the bothersome interference of local public school boards & parents. Hyper inflating property values & assessed property taxes encourages home ownership by only the very rich, while forcing all others to relocate to other states, move into cardboard boxes in the woods, or find subsidized rental housing units. This helps to reduce the inconvenient reliance on the ownership of private property, land & homes in particular, and thus lawn maintenance.
VERMONT MIRACLE#4: Fourth, many complain about Vermont State government pushing programs & policies that undermine the traditional family. This is a short-sighed view. Pushing sexual promiscuity, homosexuality, lewdness & risk taking to unsuspecting & vulnerable school children with such messages as "safe sex," "discover your sexual orientation," "parent-free confidential reproductive health services for minors as young as 13," "happy homo-couple homes," "parental-consent-free pregnancy termination" and "emancipating children from their parents," "values clarification of just be careful, but do it," all have great economic advantages. This all leads to greater teen pregnancy, unwed single motherhood, HIV infection, homosexual experimentation, AIDS cases, Sexually Transmitted Diseases, depression, suicide, pharmacutical sales, abortions and birth contrtol sales. This creates more demand and thus more profit in the health care, reproductive services, law enforcement and welfare industries. Further, more profits mean more campaign contributions to politicians, so don't be so selfish!
VERMONT MIRACLE#5: Fifth, Vermont State stands as a regional leader in increasisng income taxes and the complexity of state income tax return forms. In spite of some unreasonable anti-tax extremists who puch outmoded Constitutional & Unalienable Rights platforms, the answer is not to curb the rates & complexity of income tax scales and forms. Rather, all incomes should be taxed at 100%, thus increasing government tax revenues and simultaneously eliminating those troublesome income tax return forms. Citizens can then be issued expense vouchers for weekly needs from government authorities. We in Vermont are on the cutting edge of such trends, no doubt moving towards just such a system. (Aren't you all jelous?)
Yes, we know you want to help, but you ask, "Da, a-yup, what can I do?" Here's what: Demand higher taxes and more government bureaucracy. Lobby for public schools to monopolize every penny of education & school tax dollars. Encourage higher property taxes to help eliminate private home ownership, local control and parent input into public schools. Ask for more perversion & corruption of school children with even more medically inaccurate, dishonest & negligent sex education disinformation. Seek ever more complicated tax return forms & rules, striving for the goal of 100% tax rates on anybody who dares to work for a living. Yes, with YOUR help, we can help bring the fruits of THE VERMONT MIRACLE to ALL Americans, whether they like it or not (because we know best, anyway!). Support the work of The NGO Coalition For Dean For President!
Do you fear that you are all alone? No way, friend (we have you bugged, anyway!). Just look at all the self-appointed, noble & important grassroots Non-Government Organizations noted below to help you avoid thought crimes by bringing the benefits of THE VERMONT MIRACLE to the entire Nation! Surely, millions of Americans are envious of such efforts in Vermont, as untold numbers of polls would certainly show (if we paid off enough people!). Yes, we in Vermont State have experienced THE VERMONT MIRACLE under the Honourable Governor Howard Dean, MD. It's time to share the blessings of such governance with all the citizens of this Nation! Thus, we urge support of Howard Dean for President of the USSA! Why should we in Vermont State be the only ones to have to suffer?
Da, A-Yup! Join Our Campaign Today,
Mr. R. W. Baral, Chairperson-in-Chief
The NGO Coalition For Dean For President! r4baral@aol.com
The NGO Coalition For Dean For President! very important, noble, self-appointed member groups working to spread THE VERMONT MIRACLE:
Environmental Activists to Eliminate All Employment Opportunities,
Heathens to Hurry America to Hell in a Hand Basket,
Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual & Transgender Weirdoes to Wipe Out The World,
Totalitarians to Tear Apaert the Traditional Family,
Gun Grabbing Goons to let the Bad Guys Go Free,
Waco & Rubie Ridge Memorial Government Storm Troopers Community Service & Childrens' Baseball Association,
Amerikan Subjects for Dean for El Presidente For Life,
Clueless Committee for Sharing The Vermont Miracle With Everyone-Whether They Like It or Not,
People For More Taxes, Bureaucracy, Pain, Suffering, Disease & Death,
Grassroots Coalition to Squash Private Business & Create Less Jobs in Vermont,
Cynical Citizens to Encourage Big Brother Government,
New World Order Nincompoops For Total UN Control,
Vermonts to Tax People Out of Their Homes & Surrender All Local Control,
Socialist Sickos to Shred The Constitution & Dump on America's Founding Fathers,
Lefties, Nutcakes & Perverts for the Destruction of the American Dream,
Paid-off Politicians for Public Pilfering of Public Proceedes,
Out-of-Control Undercover Operatives for Total Corruption,
Ve Haf Vays of Making You Cooperate Committee for Unrepresentative Government
Professional Unborn Baby Termination Profiteers,
Free Speech Suppression Society,
Hate Crimes Happy Heroes of Vermont Ministry of Truth,
Big Brother Knows Best Bureau for Total Control
I'm from Kalifornia; "Social Experimentation" is a way of life there.
Notice I'm not there now.
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