(reprise) DFU SONG: From Me to You (bombing the aspirin factory) 5-18-02

DFU SONG PARODIES ^ | 5-2002 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

MIDI - FROM ME TO YOU

(I've been fooling you, ha-ha-ha...I've been fooling you, ha-ha-ha)

They make aspirin I am told
They stop headaches for you and me
When things get hot…I've a wonderful plan
I'll bomb the factory

There were innocent people there
I'll pretend that I didn't see
When things get hot…I've a wonderful plan
I'll bomb the factory

I have learned the art of lying and you don't have a clue
If you blink for just a second, I'll be confusing you

When the scandals are closing in
And the press gives the third degree
When things get hot…I've a wonderful plan
I'll bomb the factory

When my wife has caught me again
When I'm banging some chickadee
When things get hot…I've a wonderful plan
I'll bomb the factory

I have learned the art of lying and you don't have a clue
If you blink for just a second, I'll be confusing you

When Matt Drudge appears on the scene
And he's set to be nailing me
When things get hot…I've a wonderful plan
I'll bomb the factory

Ha ha…ha ha…ha ha

[doug from upland]

For 8 years we lacked a commander in chief who had the vision to do what was necessary. Before Sept. 11, George Bush began the effort to dismantle Al Qaeda around the world. The plan was ready for signature but they hit us before it was implemented. He knew what needed to be done about the USS COLE, about the WTC from 1993, and about the embassy bombings. Yes, let's investigate what happened to our security. Let's ask why a bar bouncer was made chief of WH security and a large number of Clintonistas were running around the WH without security clearance. Let's ask how a young intern who was described as a troubled stalker managed to get top secret clearance at the Pentagon. Let's ask how Bernie Schwartz was able to sell missile technology and not end up in prison. Bring it on, RATS.

[Soaring Feather]

(I've been fooling you, ha-ha-ha...I've been fooling you, ha-ha-ha)

Rock on! Truth be told here!