[LarryLied]

"hydrogen-eating" bacteria

Got to get some scientists on this one. Genetically alter the suckers so they excrete 92 octane rather than crude oil.

[epluribus_2]

I bet if you but mention this topic in other than geological thermodynamics class you would be assaulted with cries of "KnuckleDragging Neanderthal!" and "Solar power now!", etc. The brainwashing is so thorough that I'm amazed the Detroit News printed this and got away with it. Maybe it's only on the web site. The local auto companies would want to take stock in this info, if they notice it.