Chelsea Clinton Collapses Outside of Embassy Club in London

The London Sun Newspaper ^ | May 30, 2002 | Photo Special- World Exclusive

[codebreaker]

Drunken Chelsea Clinton staggers out of a nightspot-and collapses.

Chelsea, 22 year old daughter of ex-President Bill Clinton, had to be CARRIED (into her car) by her American boyfriend Ian Klaus, 22.

She then slumped into the back of the car.

The pair, both students at Oxford University, had been boozing with pals at the Embassy Club in London's Mayfair.

An onlooker said: 'Chelsea couldn't even stand or speak.'

She was wasted.

[Suzie_Cue]

It's nice to see that some things never change******OMG a drunken 22 year old, lets all point and stare and shake our indignant heads!

[NautiNurse]

Correction: AlGore³ 97 mph speeding and reckless driving incident was August 12, 2000. I oops'd and typed 2001.

[codebreaker]

If she is with child, even the libs couldn't spin that one..

[codebreaker]

Maybe Chels wont drink German beer.

[ZULU]

Like a chip off the old block, or the apple doesn't fall far from the tree, or...ah heck - she is just like that worthless scumbag of father of hers.

[Marysecretary]

So will her obit!

[lormand]

"I'd probably stay drunk on my a$$ too, if I were the only child of Hillary and Janet (or is it Webb? - heck who knows, maybe she's the product of a threesome)."

Do you watch the Travel Channel? If so, have you seen the series with Hunter Reno, Janet Reno's niece? Not that it makes any difference, but Hunter Reno has all the mannerisms of her Aunt, which is nothing close to feminine.

Supposedly, Hunter Reno was once a model. I wonder if she modelled flannel shirts and wallets?

[connectthedots]

An eyewitness reported: "She just about fell down and didn't even know what happened." Clintons daughter, who studies International Affairs at Oxford, was lifted into a car.

That's the problem;Chelsea doesn't understand that 'International Affairs' means something entirely different that what Bill thought it means.

Chelsea's life is absolute proof that it does not take a village to raise a child, at least not the one Bill and Hillary lived in.

[Bommer]

How could Bush have prevented this?

No but her father Web Hubbell could have, but not giving Hitlery Clinton the turkey baster full of his crud!

[Marysecretary]

I doubt anyone hear cares about whether she got drunk or not. What we all get ticked about is media coverage. It's nil for the Clintons and all over page one for the Bush girls.

[B-bone]

Fortunately no conservative freepers in their youth ever had a wee bit too much to drink

define 'a wee bit too much'

[chemicalman]

Klaus doesn't look that strong.

Chels probably developing a lard azz like her momma and poppa.

[connectthedots]

I thought Oxford was going to toss Chels out on her keister?

Looks like the Embassy Club beat them to it.

[Geezerette]

If I recall correctly, some pictures of Connie Francis were doctored up, or somebody else's picture used. Connie didn't take part in any porn, and intended to take action on the ones responsible for the smear.

g

[babylonian]

I sincerely hope that Chelsea continues this behavior in order to head off any possible future presidential plans. We need to stop this family a lot quicker than we stopped the Kennedys.

[connectthedots]

It's all in how you define DRUNK.

As in "If you can hang on to the sidewalk without falling off, you are not drunk"?

[Marysecretary]

Or Dickies or dyke boots? You know, the man stomping kind...I'm not nice.

[lormand]

I am looking for Kia's Power Goo now. Power Goo is a good tool to do what you require. I'm not sure if I will find it though.

If anyone has it, please do as Grampa Dave requests!

[codebreaker]

Amen to that one, and this family is more sinister and lethal.

[TADSLOS]

Supposedly, Hunter Reno was once a model. I wonder if she modelled flannel shirts and wallets?

She just got married a few months back. Maybe her husband loaned them to her.