Chelsea Clinton Collapses Outside of Embassy Club in London

The London Sun Newspaper ^ | May 30, 2002 | Photo Special- World Exclusive

[codebreaker]

Drunken Chelsea Clinton staggers out of a nightspot-and collapses.

Chelsea, 22 year old daughter of ex-President Bill Clinton, had to be CARRIED (into her car) by her American boyfriend Ian Klaus, 22.

She then slumped into the back of the car.

The pair, both students at Oxford University, had been boozing with pals at the Embassy Club in London's Mayfair.

An onlooker said: 'Chelsea couldn't even stand or speak.'

She was wasted.

[isthisnickcool]

OXFORD CLASS OF ?????? - CHELSEA CLINTON

[PJ-Comix]

I'm trying to figure out WHAT in the HECK the third picture out of the 3 actually is. Just looks like a blob.

Flying barf?

[onedoug]

But Chelsea was supposed to have the world's problems solved by now.
Bubba claimed she would since, naturally, she's a genius.

Oh, well.... At least she might become an astronomer, like that other genius, Amy Carter.

[zarf]

Connie Francis in a porn scandal? What the hell is that about!!!

[rintense]

She was wasted.

In the words of Sheryl Crow...

Wasted
You got more than you asked for
Wasted
You went in through the out door
You tasted
What you never had before
You wasted
everything and now you¹re such a bore
Oh, you¹re a lucky kid
Wasted
cause I know what you did
Wasted
Oh, you¹re a lucky kid
I got your number
Oh, you¹re a lucky kid
Oh, you get away with it.

[codebreaker]

That is Chels mid section I believe laid out in the back seat.. (yeaach)

[PBRSTREETGANG]

She was probably just mentally exhausted from worrying about Bush's tax cut.

[rintense]

My sources indicate Condie had intelligence briefings on this before the UK press broke the story... /sarcasm

[DainBramage]

Yep, I figured he would be the one to have to get smashed every night.

[codebreaker]

They were using her music in the background for some randy movies, I believe.

[1rudeboy]

Here's the link (with photos). Be sure to click on 'PAGE 3' when done, to "cleanse the palate."

You typed in one too many "uk's."

[gdani]

Maybe we could convince Fox to do some sort of new reality show with Chelsea, Jenna & Jeb's daughter.

[lsee]

She is slumped away from the camera, her shirt has ridden up exposing her midriff, so we are seeing her hip, waist, elbow and shoulder. Her head is resting on the seat. What will the boyfriend do, I wonder, if she doesn't wake up after one of these benders? Passing out is a sign of alcohol overdose and can be life-threatening.

[Protect the Bill of Rights]

How could Bush have prevented this?

He could have used his evil profits from big oil to adopt Web & Hillary's spawn.

On second thought, he ain't stoooooopid.

[codebreaker]

I am becoming qutie a fan of the new 'randy yoga' excercises...

[flamefront]

We should keep track of these events as they occur with the Clinton's political future contender - her alcholic bouts appears to be a litmus test for the times the Dems have royally failed. It was only last week that Daschle had to back off on the agenda to slime the President over 9-11 cupability. A major Dem embarrasment. (Think I am reading too much into this?)

Wait for the next.

[xrp]

I wonder what Al Gore would be doing about this had he been elected President in 2000.

Probably a new governmental program...anyone have thoughts on "WHAT WOULD AL HAVE DONE?"

[codebreaker]

At least Jenna can hold her liquor.

And uses her sorority sisters to break an unexpected fall while smoking no less!