[JoeSchem]

So what's the theory as to why it's out in the desert?

This was before the invention of water, so the best they could do was float it on sand.

[hedgetrimmer]

So what's the theory as to why it's out in the desert?

Uh, their trailer broke down?

[johnny7]

C'mon... water was invented to put out fire!

The inventor was Ishkabible I in 7504 BC.

Fire was invented by Bug IV during the Charcoal Age, approximately 9500 BC... hence the term “fire-bug”.

[JudgeMan]

This was before the invention of water

"invention of water"?

[StandUpChuck]

Or extremely afraid of drowning.