DFU SONG: On My Own (is it splittsville for Sinkmaster & Satan's daughter?) 7-9-02

DFU SONG PARODIES ^ | 2000 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

MIDI - ON MY OWN -- version No. 1

I'll be gone…I'll finally leave that b*stard
In the headlines all his deeds are plastered
That new chick…oh, what had he taught her
He's really been despicable in lying to Webb’s daughter

It goes on…the spotlight he’s still grabbing
In my back, it feels like he is stabbing
For years, the sheeple we’d been fooling
But now the press is catching on and it is getting grueling

Now I know that I must get away
And I realize that it must be today
There's not much, no not much more to say
He is scum…he is scum…and so

I'm going…do I detect your mocking
There he is…the Bekins guy is knocking
I’ll pack up the things that we have stolen
And if he gets in my way both his eyes will soon be swollen

I'm gone…I'm leaving the arena
They will cry for me in Argentina
Divorce court…we're gonna fight in sidebars
The final straw was when our friends got sick on those cigars

I hate him
I hate him
I now admit that he is really scum

[Illbay]

Is this just for fun or is it prompted by some news event I missed?

[doug from upland]

A story came out yesterday about how it looks like splittsville. I heard it on the radio and they talked about how he is as sexually active as ever, but apparently not with his wife because they are never together. I think it was posted on FR somewhere.

[doug from upland]

You wanted a ballad? I found this snooping in the archives.