***CAPTION HILLARY***

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[knighthawk]

Man: "I hope your husband won't mind me sticking my tongue in your ear."

The other man: "No, he doesn't mind. He usualy sticks sigars (the rest is censored, use your imagination)"

[chiefqc]

"Listen you ugly old hag, zipper up my fly before I puke in your ear".

[DainBramage]

"Psst, ...your daughter drinks like a Portugese sailor."

[RushLake]

"Hillary, I've got to be honest with you. Your outer ugliness is only enhanced by your inner ugliness. Have you ever considered a face transplant?"

[steve50]

Going to be interesting to see what this women does with all the powers the executive branch is assuming. Paperless touch screen voting is on it's way in, don't see any way she can be kept out of the office.

[Centaur]

The Crocodile Hunter: "Look boys and girls! This is an example of a symbiotic relationship. These two animals were found in the wilds of DC. Notice how the blue bellied goofytie huddles close to the gray-crustedcrested hildebeast. Probably plenty of food in that ear I'll betcha."

[DBtoo]

Every time I see a picture of her it makes the little hairs on the back of my neck stand up. That is one frightening creature, and quite possibly our next president; our media will make sure of that. She is crawling with evil.

[catfish1957]

"Mines bigger than yours"

[spokeshave]

Chear up....AlBore has dry rot

[RushLake]

"and quite possibly our next president..."

The canadian communist Jennifer Granholm will probably be elected governor of Michigan in November. In addition the sniveling Lynn Rivers just might beat long serving John Dingell for congress. Add those two to the mix that already includes Hitlery, little Debbie Stabenow, Diane Finestone, B.S.Streisand, Olympia Snow, Cynthia McDimmy, etc. and we will have a real b...er, uh witches brew running the country.

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[Alouette]

Jennifer Granholm will probably be elected governor of Michigan

Better her than Geoffrey Feiger!

[RushLake]

Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes. Of course a stealth elitist communist is a better governor then a loud mouthed jerko lawyer any day.

[Alouette]

Of course a stealth elitist communist is a better governor then a loud mouthed jerko lawyer any day.

So you think Posthumus doesn't stand a chance?

[Fintan]

"Doc, you just gotta get rid of this horrible growth on my tongue..."

[TightSqueeze]

Hillary, we have just received a ransom note, they are holding Ol'Crusty (no doubt at arms length) and want 1 million dollars for its safe return.

[The Wizard]

hillary who?

[knighthawk]

Just as long I don't have to be her intern...

[Ole Okie]

"Mines bigger than yours"

Ladeez and Gempmums:

We HAVE a winner!!!