[Calvin Locke]

Would someone please tell Matt Drudge that Slick Willie's irrelevant?

And ask why yet another "whopper" from a perjurer is newsworthy?

I know he likes reporting on Hollywood fantasies, and everybody got a good chuckle over "just missed UBL",

but personally, I really don't want to hear about him again unless used in phrases such as "was indicted", "was convicted" or "will serve 99 years".

I'd reluctantly settle for his obit.

[Paul Atreides]

I wish someone would introduce him to Lorena Bobbitt.