Rambo's ride rolls out(Suburban assault vehicle not coming to a dealer near you)

CNN.com ^ | 8/7/02, 6:30pm | AP

[chance33_98]

Man Sells Armed, Armored SUVs also posted two days ago, once again, we beat cnn :)

[patton]

You gotta see this...

[Teacup]

I heard Paul harvey talking about this SUV today. WOW! I wish I had one. Thank goodness, I don't have any noisey neighbors, but it would be cool to have one, LOL,LOL.

[g'nad]

Hey Teacup...Good to hear from you. Thanks for the ping...Looks like a cool ride...just what every good jarhead needs...

[Travis McGee]

Crank up the TIG welder, I'm gonna put one on my boat!

[Travis McGee]

I think the Somalis had a better and cheaper idea. Just mount a .50 on the back of a POS Toyota with a couple of RPG's for comfort.

Yeah, but no A/C.

[Travis McGee]

There are several companies which make and sell 7.62 machine guns and 2.75 rocket pods which are installed underwing on standard light planes with only minor mods.

Perfect for ranch security work near the Mex border.

[Texas_Jarhead]

You gotta love that blooper gun (MK-19)! Those things are sweet.

[ExSoldier]

Hey!!! I just bought a minivan! Just wait until I cannibalize my old M1A1 Abrahms!! "ON THE WAAAAAAY!"

[archy]

They say SUV's are like tanks on four wheels. Now they've finally made one that works like a tank, too.

Not hardly.

[Shooter 2.5]

Is this your boat?

[dcwusmc]

I want one of the SUVs and I want one of these as the VetsCoR Navy! Would LOVE Ma Deuce to mount on my Cherokee!

[spetznaz]

Check this out ping.

[archy]

I get this picture of you speeding along at about 90, playing "Ride of the Valkyries" a la Apocalypse Now, minivans running off the road in terror.

I do that now, and my vehicle isn't even armed. I alternate "Valkyries" with the "Miami Vice" theme song. :)

Try Preußens Gloria!, the marching song of the German Cavalry and Panzergrenadiers. In the movie 10, Bo Derek's character said she favoured Maurice Ravel's Bolero for certain adult bedroom accompaniment, but she was missing that serious contender...but not while driving, I hope!

[Minutemen]

The re-coil would propel that toy backwards at a pretty decent clip!

[patton]

I spun out an APC on the ice in FRG once - you should have seen the Mercedes' hitting the woodline to get out of the way!

LoL!

[ezo4]

Is this your boat?

I drive a Jetta for my road car and sometimes I take my barrett99 in it up to the moutains. I kinda feel like that dude in the picture :-)

[flying Elvis]

Nah for road rage you gotta have some heavy hard driving rock and roll. lol

My choice for mood music while streetsweeping on I-75 would be "Kick Start My Heart" by Motley Crue. You know, something that would keep good time with the guns. hehe

[strela]

I wonder if drive-flat tires, self-sealing fuel tanks, and Kevlar flooring (anti-mine) are an option on this beast?

[Travis McGee]

The SEALs have dune buggies today with standard armament of an M2 50 caliber HMG and an M-19. SWEET!