Posted on 08/13/2002 12:39:16 AM PDT by rwfromkansas
BTW Moderator Post 57 needs a Spurgle Alert!!!!
Durn I got Snapple all over my Screen (Again)
--Federalist Current edition
This a very fine line we approach, let us approach carefully and with EXTREME caution.
"Though I disagree with What you say sir, I will defend to the death your right to say it." ( Cant remember the quote word for word ...sorry.)
Surely you are not serious?
[T]here are some very sick people out there.And, right here!
I, however thought it was really funny!
"don't get caught on the toilet when Jesus comes back"
HA! I bookmarked it - Thanks!
PRESIDENT RELEASES COMPLETE LIST OF OFFICIAL
NICKNAMES FOR AMERICAN AND WORLD LEADERS Statement by the President
THE PRESIDENT: Good afternoon. Today, in the interest of
desecretizing my trademark approach to political bipartisanship
and international diplomacy, I have assembled a comprehensive
list of the folksy, affectionate monikers I bestow on those persons
of whom my advisors wish me to be aware. They are as follows:
UNITED STATES: Laura Bush: "Pickles"
Jeb Bush: "Gator"
Dick Cheney: "Mr. Cheney, Sir"
Bill Clinton: "Fat Chick F___r"
Hilly Clinton: "Senator Carpetbaggermuncher" Ann Coulter: "Gash Limbaugh"
Tom Daschle: "A$$hole"
David Duke: "Brother Sheets"
Ari Fleischer: "Cue Ball"
Barney Frank: "Froot Loop"
Dick Gephardt: "Lady-brows"
NOTE: When together, Gephardt and Frank are known as "Blondie and Fagwood"
Ruth Bader Ginsberg: "Lezzie the 4-Eyes" Al Gore: "Mr. Poopy-Pants-Loser-D?*^head-Sucker"
Billy Graham: "Grandpa Moses"
Katherine Harris: "Avon Lady"
Dennis Hastert: "P@*% Hastahurt"
Charlton Heston: "Grandpa Ramrod"
Karen Hughes: "Butch"
Ted Kennedy: "Life Guard"
Henry Kissinger: "Jewboy Classic"
Kenneth Lay: formerly "Kenny Boy," but now "That guy everyone's yapping about"
Joe Lieberman: "J#$boy 2000"
Rush Limbaugh: "Phen Phen"
Trent Lott: "Dippity-Do"
Mary Matalin: "Houdini"
Ralph Nader: "Jackpot"
Peggy Noonan: "Shakespeare"
Oliver North: "Colonel Mum's-the-Word"
Sandra Day O'Connor: "Sister C-Cup"
Colin Powell: "Boy"
Dan Quayle: "Professor"
Ronald Reagan: "Forget-Me-Not"
William Rehnquist: "Leader of the Pack"
Ralph Reed: "Kid Klinefelter"
Condi Rice: "Tar Baby"
Karl Rove: "Mr. President"
Donald Rumsfeld: "Duke Nukem"
Antonin Scalia: "Pitbull the Dago"
David Souter: "Daddy's Little Traitor"
Jimmy Swaggart: "Motel 6"
Clarence Thomas: "Long D*&g Slivva"
Oprah Winfrey: "Chocosaurus"
INTERNATIONAL:
Bertie Ahern: "Potato McDrunky"
Kofi Annan: "Buckwheat"
Yasir Arafat: "Picnic Basket Head"
Tony Blair: "Sissy Pants"
Silvio Berlusconi: "Garlicko"
Jacques Chirac: "Froggy le Poodle"
Jean Chretien: "Governor 51"
Kim Dae-jung: "Dog Breath"
Pablo Escobar: "Candy Man"
Vicente Fox: "Frito Bandito"
Tarja Halonen: "Who?"
Saddam Hussein: "Plan B"
Hamid Karzai: "Pinocchio"
Ayatollah Khamenei: "A$$-a-hola Cockamamie"
Junichiro Koizumi: "Chopstix"
Aleksander Kwasniewski: "Kaiser Kielbasa"
Hosni Mubarak: "Pharaoh Hos-Mu"
Pervez Musharraf: "The Pervertster"
Pope John Paul II: "Hunchy the Popo"
Vladimir Putin: "Pooty Poot"
Muammar al-Qadhafi: "Momo al-L$#&a"
Prince Abdullah Saud: "Your Royal Highness Price Abdullah Saud, Sir"
Gerhard Schroeder: "Herr Gestapo"
Ariel Sharon: "Gefilte @$%k"
Jiang Zemin: "Jiang the Chicken Wiang"
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