DFU SONG: The Lady Is a Tramp (Hillary is a *itch) 8-16-02

DFU SONG PARODIES | 8-2002 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

Pursuant to the request from dutchess who wanted a special song for her mom.

MIDI - THE LADY IS A TRAMP -- scroll down to second section for music

Poor Billy Dale and his pals she screwed
She wants to see Marxism renewed
No man who's sane wants to see her nude
Oh, yes, that Hillary's a *itch

You know that woman's not mellowed with age
You'll stay away from her if your sage
It's fun to boo her when she's on stage
Oh, yes, that Hillary's a *itch

Be careful, you don't dare turn your back…she will attack
Like a pit bull

It's true that she's a political whore
Oh, yes, that Hillary's a *itch

(musical break)

Our Constitution she wants to reshape
She knows her husband's guilty of rape
But, of course, she helped him to escape
Oh, yes, that Hillary's a *itch

There is no tactic that she wouldn't use
There is nobody she wouldn't abuse
She really did scream "You f-ing Jews"
Oh, yes, that Hillary's a *itch

Be careful, you don't dare turn your back…she will attack
Like a pit bull

It's true that she's a political whore
Oh, yes, that Hillary's a *itch

[doug from upland]

Ping list.

[StarFan]

I don't know which is funnier, your lyrics or your use of the keywords to describe her.

Perhaps dutchess' mom would enjoy reading the newsmax article on her recent speech to the PBA

What I found perplexing is this comment "The bid to spare Mrs. Clinton from a rerun of the reception she got last Oct. 20, when cops and fireman booed her off the stage during Paul McCartney's 9-11 benefit concert, extended to keeping news of her appearance secret until the last minute to minimize protest from police rank and file.

What booing? I clearly heard the audio and there was no booing to be found (sarcasm)

[doug from upland]

Darn, my typing got ahead of my mind. The keyword "daughter of song" was supposed to be "daughter of Satan." Doh. The booing story is just great. But I am still very, very afraid of her getting to the White House. She will do anything to get there --- including bumping off or smearing her competition --- and she will do anything once she is there. What would stop her? She has no conscience and has already shown an incredible propensity to violate the law. She considers herself about it all as if she really is royalty. If we're lucky, maybe a lighting bolt can solve the problem like in "The Bad Seed."

[FreedominJesusChrist]

I do not believe a song with words like that will foster change, which is what we should want.

[doug from upland]

Ummmmmmm, I'm not trying to foster change or change Foster (since he's dead). I'm trying to stick it to Hillary. But thanks for singing.

[ladyinred]

And lately the media has been referring to her as a moderate, playing the same game Bubba did to get elected. God help us!

[RJCogburn]

Early morning smile. Thanks!

[doug from upland]

Pursuant to your request.

[dutchess]

Thanks Doug. We've been computer impaired since yesterday...just arrived home today. Love the parody, although I think I will NOT share it with mom. She's starting to like you, especially since she heard how you support your wifes habit (I promise not to tell freeperville unless you do....LOL!)

Enjoyed having my own private ping. Eat your heart out starfan! (gosh..the claws are coming out again!)

On a serious note, Hillary scares me to death.... If she runs we must do everything in our power to expose her for what she is....

[Howlin]

which is what we should want.

Actually what "we" want is doug's songs. If you don't understand them or why he does them, that's your problem.

[doug from upland]

Thanks for the defense. :)

[doug from upland]

That's one of the great pictures of the *itch.

[doug from upland]

Doh -- rhyming error. Should not have used "renewed" and "nude" -- they both end the same. Try this ---

"Swears like a sailor and she is rude"

[doug from upland]

I'll reveal the habit --- quilting. Yes, I am a veteran of 3 quilter's "runs" in which we drive like crazy for about 1000 miles to about 20 quilt shops all over S. California -- from Palm Springs to Temecula to Manhattan Beach to Ojai. It takes two or three days. Thank goodness for talk radio.

[doug from upland]

I think you'll appreciate this. This morning I drank a smoothie from a red plastic cup that said: Luella's Quilt Basket, Manhattan Beach, CA.

Ingredients: banana, apple, orange juice, fat free vanilla yogurt, soy powder, SlimFast powder, lots of strawberries and blueberries. Yum.

[dutchess]

"I think you'll appreciate this. This morning I drank a smoothie from a red plastic cup that said: Luella's Quilt Basket, Manhattan Beach, CA."

Way to funny...but I'm copying the smoothie recipe down. Hope you weren't sitting in a rocking chair drinking it LOL!

[doug from upland]

Nope. Sitting at the computer. Make sure to use frozen strawberries and blueberries from Trader Joe's so it is nice and cold.