[manofsteelbeams]

What has happened here? This used to be a neat place to find all sorts of funny (and usually true) stories, pics, and jokes.

Now all I seem to find is some 'word of the day' that isn't even funny and an occasional repost of some ancient previous thing.

[M Kehoe]

This should be fun.

5.56mm

[Alberta's Child]

It's a summer thing. Folks on vacation, etc. Wait 'til Election Day draws near.

[L,TOWM]

>>>>>>>This used to be a neat place to find all sorts of funny (and usually true) stories, pics, and jokes.<<<<<<<<

I await your circuses (to go with my mid-day bread) with baited breath, sir.

I.E., don;t b!+ch about the darkness if you've got a candle handy.

[Jack of all Trades]

In life, there are three types of people: those who make things happen, those who watch things happen, and those who wonder "what is happening?".

[Between the Lines]

What has happened here? This used to be a neat place to find all sorts of funny (and usually true) stories, pics, and jokes.

May be they all grew up.

[Phantom Lord]

It still is all of those things. You just need the secret decoder ring to obtatin the password to enter the 'real' forum.

[Apollo]

Here is a true story for you. You can even try it yourself.

I went to the store the other day, I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a dadgum motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, 'Come on buddy, how about giving a guy a break?' He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil necked nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!! So I called him a horse turd. He finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!! This went on for about 20 minutes, the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't give a flip. My car was parked around the corner.

[Johnny Gage]

You can go daily to the "USO Canteen FReeper Style" and support our troops and learn a lot of military history.
Here's Today's Thread:
USO Canteen FReeper Style ....Themeless Thursday .... August 22,2002

Also check out the "News/Activism" section for all the latest news.
Go here to read the current news articles:
News/Activism Threads Only

Let's Roll!

[Far Right Of Left]

Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country road one evening when an old cow loomed in front of the car.
The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't - the old cow was killed. Hillary told her driver to go up to the
farmhouse and explain to the owners what happened.

About an hour later, the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray. He was holding a bottle of expensive wine in one hand, an expensive Cuban cigar in the other and was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick.

"What happened?" asked Hillary.

"Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the wine, his wife gave me the cigar, and their beautiful twin daughters made mad passionate love to me."

"My God, what did you tell them?" asked Hillary.

The driver replied: "I'm Hillary Clinton's driver, and I just killed the old cow."

[Dakmar]

Are you logged in?

[I Hired Craig Livingstone]

What happen

Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb.

[Redcloak]

All of the really good threads are written in invisible ink.

That's why nobody ever sees 'em.

[SamAdams76]

I don't want more damned pancakes, man. I want to go somewhere I can get a shot and a beer, and a steak, maybe.

[Constitution Day]

Now all I seem to find is some 'word of the day' that isn't even funny and an occasional repost of some ancient previous thing.

Ahem!! Cleanup on aisle 5, Miss Rika!

[kinsman redeemer]

I watch this forum every day. Something significant apparently happened on January 22, 2002. The forum has suffered ever since - in the exact manner you described.
If we investigate, we will eventually discover what happened and fix it. Personally, I am hopeful that things will normalize soon and the funny stories, pics, and jokes will return.

Jugador

[Lady Jag]

I think there's a clue her:

There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened. - Douglas Adams (1952 - 2001)

[DainBramage]

"I dont know what happened, they just.......appeared."

[GoreIsLove]

BATS!

[Steely Tom]

What has happened here?

These men attacked me, and I have killed them for it.

(steely)

[dinasour]

Daddy, that moose just bit my sister.