Famine for British Columbian citizens in response for their provincial government's rightward tilt? Packed suitcases, 1 at work, 1 at home, in preparation for the midnight knock? Prosecution for "Anti-Canadian Slander?" Forcing all Quebecois citizens into the Northwest Territories (North America's Siberia)? Gulag for Canadians naive enough to simply bury their guns, thus rendering themselves defenseless? Garish, scarlet propaganda posters?