[Lion's Cub]

Fregards, from a Southwest Airlines random searched passenger twice.

No reflection on Soutwest, but your mention of random searches reminded me. I've been wondering if anyone who was pulled out for the search has ever had the nerve to ask to see the screener's green card :)

[Orangedog]

That move would likely get you a cavity search.

[Dog]

LOL!

I dare you to......make for a hell of an after action report here.......:-)

[floriduh voter]

The second time I was pulled, I immediately uttered "s**t" but nobody heard me because the plane had just arrived and it was noisy. Considering all the junk I had packed into my bags, my utterance was appropriate. If someone would have actually heard it, maybe I would have been detained. The Federal Employees who scanned me and searched my bags spoke better English than I do. No foreigners.