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[billbears]

“You’ve got 26 miles of beach here and all of the sudden you get snakes in this one area?” said Tommy Whitfield, the father of Alcorn State University student Jason Whitfield, who is camped at the site. “I just find that ironic.”

No Tommy I find it quite ignorant that you would make a statement like that. You think that because there is 26 miles of beach, the snakes should be evenly distributed up and down the beach?!? You know I've walked up and down all parts of the Outer Banks of North Carolina. And the ONLY place I've ever seen coral snakes is within a semi-populated 1 mile area in the northern part of the Banks. Do you think the coral snakes knew I was coming and planned to get me? Maybe some evil anti-Southern person planted them there!! Yeah that's it!! God forbid, the area was a habitat for those particular types of snakes. That could have neeeevvvveeer happened < /sarcasm>

Maybe the snake just doesn't like people. Wait!! He's a specieist!!! Quick, get the NAALCP on it. We've got to wipe out all water mocassins!!

[agrandis]

“You’ve got 26 miles of beach here and all of the sudden you get snakes in this one area?” said Tommy Whitfield, the father of Alcorn State University student Jason Whitfield, who is camped at the site. “I just find that ironic.”

Dang! I thought *I* was a conspiracy theorist! Maybe God Himself is trying to tell them something. Brainy people, these heritage-phobes!

[one2many]

Thought it would be a rat snake or sumpin' ;^)