[hgro]

This old fart couldn't find his butt with both hands.

[billhilly]

"This old fart couldn't find his butt with both hands."

Or hear them, or smell them. Oops! I'm as confused as old Walter.

[Freakazoid]

This old fart couldn't find his butt with both hands.

Please don't disparage old farts. I expect to be one some day. Dump on liberals all you want, though.