INTRODUCTION OF THE FLUSH TOILET DEPLORED AT EARTH SUMMIT

CNSNews.com ^ | 8-30-02 | Marc Morano

[Grampa Dave]

Personally, I think that we should stuff a burnt log (burnt due to their burning forest agendas) up certain orifices of every psycho enviralists to prevent them from being able to use a flush toilet.

In about a week, that should solve a major problem, the overwhelming insanity that comes from the Watermelon Green Jihadists. They would explode! Yes, they would leave a stinking residue, but they could no longer come up with this insanity.

First, at this meeting, they wanted to do away with electricity to third world countries (of course they want the same here), and not they don't want flush toilets.

Obviously to become an elite Watermelon Fascists, you have to be certifiably insane!

[07055]

"Save the Planet. Kill Yourself."

[SierraWasp]

"Now we know why the eckowackos always *smell* to high heaven!"

Yes! And may they rot feverishly on the compost heap of history!

They desperately devalue and deconstuct the "manifest destiny" of a once divinely inspired nation that learned to make water WORK, like never before in history!

To heck with 'em!!! I see no difference between "Earth Summits" of EnvironMentalists and a world-wide convention of Alqueda Terrorists! They both harbor religious zeal to "bring it all down, maaaaaan!"

They hate everything about this nation's powerful economic engine and they are beginning to bog it down through perpetual torment!!!

First, they made it unsafe to invest on "Main Street." Now they're making it unsafe on "Wall Street." The U.S.A. is no longer considered the "Safe Haven" for investment backed expectations that it once was!!!

Whose fault is that? The religious terrorists or the eco-terrorists? They both are steeped in "Dark Ages" MYSTICISM!!!

[Grampa Dave]

See my reply to KLT above.

Just more Bravo Sierra from the Criminally Insane Enviralist Elitists. First they want to stop electricity to third world countries and now no flush toilets. That should destroy most living people with a pandemic of infections due to fecal matter floating in the water and around where we walk and try to raise our food.

[TonyWojo]

Ex-LAX A lot of this could be avoided by a global ban of Ex-LAX, As a pro constipationist, The ban of all SH_T would be ideal, need to start with Ex-Lax.

[meanspirit77]

Speaking of toilets and flushing--- What needs to get flushed is the Socialist filth that collects at these summits. You would need to flush two or three times, as they ar all very big turds.

[Tuscaloosa Goldfinch]

I have a suggestion. Let's all go flush our toilets 10 times in honor of this article :-) And then I'll make my second 60 mile round trip alone in my 8 passenger gas guzzling SUV.

[BOBTHENAILER]

They would explode! Yes, they would leave a stinking residue, but they could no longer come up with this insanity.

Then we could sue their heirs for all the resulting pollution left over after the explosion.

[banjo joe]

Do these people want to live this way? Do they live this way? Or do they want only us to live this way?

useful fools.

[GiovannaNicoletta]

"She told me" should be "she told him". Sheesh.

[snopercod]

...the older, high-flush-capacity toilets are now sold on the black-market, sometimes smuggled into the U.S. from Mexico and Canada.

I bought a used 80's vintage Kohler, elongated bowl, 5.5 gal. tank for $45 at a used furniture store.

"Old reliable" will take anything you can put into it.

[snopercod]

Yes, your shower has a flow restrictor in it (that can be removed). The new "low flow" kitchen faucets can't be modified. I can read a chapter in a book while filling up my stock pot to boil spaghetti.

[Desdemona]

I didn't know that the low-flow thing could be removed in the shower head, although we have a pretty good low flow shower head.

As for the kitchen faucet...so no power scrubing pots, huh.

[snopercod]

E-e-e-e-w-w-w-w-w-w!

Reminds me of the time they ran out of toilet paper on a two-week space shuttle mission [Columbia/Spacelab].

[300winmag]

You, know the more I read about these groups, the more I think that this is part of their agenda: clear out some of the human "detritus" and then ecological divisity will once again reign, and whoever's left will get to roam the earth in some Edenic fantasy. To pave the way for their solution, they need to level the playing field for microbes.

I read some chief greenie saying that the ideal human population of the planet is 100 million. One city on each continent, with everything else wilderness.

The 10 million "elite" would have 90 million slaves to support them, while they roamed over the planet like gods, enjoying views that mere mortals would never see. They want views like Columbus, or Lewis and Clark saw, but knowing that nobody will come after them, and actually do something with the land.

All of this fits in with the greenies' program of removing roads in national parks, and introducing grizzlies into areas they never inhabited. They are working towards establishing their own garden of eden, which means more wild animals and no people (except them and their serfs). They have everything all figured out, except for all that firepower that ordinary Americans posess.

[Grampa Dave]

Better yet, sue Club Sierra, Greeenwar and all of the phoney so called Ecology non profits. TNC alone probably owns billions of $'s of property bought at bargain rates after farmers, ranchers, loggers and others were rurally cleansed in behalf of a spotted oil or a shortnosed Barbara Boxer Sucker fish.

I had a little discussion about not them not wanting electricity for third world countries with a local Green Racist Fascist. He actually agreed with the idiot who advocated no electricity for 3rd world countries. Then, the ba$tard fascist greenie I was having the discussion with, said that we had too much electricity here that depleted the earth. I told him that if he believed that, we should immediately call up PG&E to shut off his electricity. He refused to make the call with me.

He is your typical two faced fascist enviral. He drives an SUV for his enviral road trips and field trips. His wife drives a new BMW with the big engine for her safety. Yet he would gladly turn off the electricity to all but the elite of the Green Fascists.

Ebuck's bumper sticker on my big Bronco drive him insane. I just wish that they were bigger.

[xp38]

Good to know Canada can help out sometimes. God Bless Thomas Crapper and whoever else helped bring about modern plumbing.

[paulklenk]

OTHER MODERN NIGHTMARES DEPLORED AT THE EARTH SUMMIT:

Refrigeration (who cares if milk goes sour?)

Eyeglasses (what ever happened to squinting?)

Doorknobs (just push open your darn doors already)

Electricity (all them wires is scary!)

Instant pudding (patience! patience! regular pudding is good enough!)

Spices (time to stop all "unnatural" flavoring and enjoy food as mother nature intended)

Scotch tape (who are we to force objects to attach?)

The hem, the button-hole, and the gusset (we need to question all modern sewing conventions that have created a chasm between the well-dressed and ordinary slobs)

[Alamo-Girl]

Thanks for the heads up!