[evolved_rage]

Cool. Every time the SF Comical calls I tell them they are a left-wing rag, and I don't want a free 4 week subscription because I don't own a bird.

[cricket]

. . .don't own a . . .oh!

a flip the bird bump!

[galt-jw]

good one.

[Gumlegs]

Really? When the NY Times bothers me, I tell them my bird has higher standards.

[San Jacinto]

I don't want a free 4 week subscription because I don't own a bird.

That's exactly what I tell the door-knockers when they come and offer to throw the Fort Worth Star Telegram in my yard. I also told the paper route person that he should be charged with littering.

After I cancelled the subscription about 8 years ago, they called me and asked why I had cancelled. I told them I was sick of the liberal columnists and the slanted news coverage. I could tell that the lady asking the question had heard those responses many times before.

[roadcat]

Every time the SF Comical calls I tell them they are a left-wing rag

Same here! I don't wait for them to ask me why I don't want it. I just scream at them about the SF Chron being a commie rag full of lies. And I keep them on the line as long as possible while berating them! Always get them stammering as they try to hang up...