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To: PJ-Comix
If she were a conservative candidate, the media in the Florida area would be playing re-runs of Waco and of the Elian snatching round-the-clock.

Course there wouldn't be a Waco or an Elian-snatching if she weren't a Clinton C*****ker.

G***am Bill and Hillary Clinton and their evil minions--Janet Reno being one of the most vile to be sure.

Got to bring out my oldie again--a parody I wrote when I signed up on FR shortly after the Elian snatching:

SHAKE JANET RENO (To the Tune "Shake, Rattle and Roll")

REFRAIN:
Shake Janet Reno/ I said Shake Janet Reno
Shake Janet Reno/ I said Shake Janet Reno
The longer she stays/ The faster our freedoms go!

VERSE 1:
Billy Says Jump/ Janet says Yessiree!
"Snatch that kid/ And do it A.S.A.P.
Fire up the Osprey/ Fly'm to Fidel for me!

Like a one-eyed cat/ Winkin' at the Blue Dress goo
Hear No/ See No/ Speak No evil too
Gotta bad case/ Of the 'I don't remember' Flu!

REFRAIN:

VERSE 2: Poor Little 'Nitta/ He treated her like a Ho
"Ice that lip/ Cause honey I gotta go"
The harder she fought/ The benter his mini-pole!

Kathleen Willey/ Visitin' Clinton's home
Pawin' her over/ Gropin' until he blows
The same with Paula/ Willie just goes and goes!

VERSE 3:
DOJ/ Lookin' into such and such
Billy Boy eff's up/ Reno gotta clean it up
"The Buck Stops Here"/ (Shredded, diced and cut!)

Like a wobbly top/ Reno gotta silly walk
Clams up bigtime/ Everytime she's asked to talk
Ain't life grand/ Bobbin' on Willie's ***k!

REFRAIN:

VERSE 4:
Shakin' on account/ Of voices in her head
"Just to save'em/ Gonna have to make 'em dead"
Never gonna change/ Sleepin' in Billy's bed (eeeeew!)

Standin' with Janet/ Standin' on shaky ground
From the Red Planet/ Not just another Town
Needs no warrant/ To blow your houses down!

REFRAIN AND FADE OUT:
Shake Janet Reno/ I said Shake Janet Reno
Shake Janet Reno/ I said Shake Janet Reno
Can't do a thing/ To save Bill Clinton's soul!

39 posted on 09/10/2002 8:46:33 AM PDT by Husker8877
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To: Husker8877
Janet Reno's Girly Dance
40 posted on 09/10/2002 9:12:23 AM PDT by Ipberg
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