Debka later confirmed that Bat Boy has a liver condition that has caused him to balloon to 750 lbs, making it impossible for him to leave his cave.
Additionally, in the roles of his fat, one pilgrim has noticed the outline of the face of St. Pius. Lines snake for miles down Bat Boy's mountain, with the sick and infirmed seeking healing.
Mistress Futura has labeled this an end-vision of the coming apocalypse.
What happened to that "supergun" that Saddam was working on - you know the one that can lob a shell a few hundred miles. What does Mistress Debka-Futura have to say about it?