Hidden extra dimensions are causing measurements of the strength of gravity at different locations on Earth to be affected by the planet's magnetic field, French researchers say. I suspect this has something to do with making my wife's butt look fat in jeans.
Not that her butt looks fat to me, no siree, it's the same size as when we married 25 years ago. Yep, she looks just fine in those jeans. In fact I think the French had something to do with that initial comment.
I have no problem with a little extra cushioning on the seat in a lady, either. Makes her gravitationally attractive.