OK, how about a mental picture, then? Let's go back to the '96 Democrat convention in Chicago. The "Macarena" is blaring over the loudspeakers, with several female Democrat congress critters on the main stage taking part in this slinky dance number. One in particular, the bovine-like Sen. Mikulski, is shaking the righteous booty like it is 1999. No truth to the rumor that the National Earthquake Center in Buffalo registered a 5.5 in the Chicago area that night, though.
It was truly a frightening sight. Women of a certain size and shape should not be allowed to dance that way (sorry, ladies).
Yet large Polish women dancing the Polka is a sight to behold. (Though being being dragged onto the dance floor by one and crushed to their enormous busom can be traumatizing)