"Here's the story....of a lovely lady..."
Naaaa...doesn't fit...
Tut tut -- let's sing the whole song:
Here's the story
Of an ugly lady
Who was bringing up a very ugly girl
And that girl had hair of snakes (like her mother)
But hers was worn in coils....
Here's the story, of a crusty lady, raising cain on Capitol Hill...she had three trolls..just like their mother, the ugliest one in cuffs....naw, your right, doesn't fit.