Arab magazine says it has bin Laden will

SJ Mercury News ^ | 10/25 02 | AP - Cairo, Egypt

[NormsRevenge]

CAIRO, Egypt (AP) - A London-based Arabic magazine said it has obtained the will of Osama bin Laden in which he accuses fellow Muslim leaders of betraying him in the face of the American campaign to destroy his al-Qaida movement.

[ConservativeMan55]

Bin Laden: "I will the ticks and leaches on my back to my brother Mohammad"
"I will my goat Esmerelda to my ex wife Abdullah"
"I will my bad breath to my camel Zubdayh Abdullah"
"I check no on organ donor list, the Americans smashed them so bad, they won't be usable anymore"

[Vidalia]

...and how do you spell "bull shitus grande"...?

[isthisnickcool]

And I leave my blowup goat doll, Shaida, to my best friend Mohammad......

In related Middle East news today rioting broke out as millions of Muslims named Mohammad swore they were the person Osama willed his blowup goat doll to. Stores in the region also reported, without explanation, that sales of KY-Jelly were up dramatically since the release of the will.

[NormsRevenge]

LOL ConservativeMan55 ...

Anyone know if Al-Majallah means Onion in Arabic?

[theDentist]

Yeah yeah yeah... and I have the floor mat to Ted Kennedy's Oldsmobile.

I'm not interested until they can prove (with DNA)that they have Osama's head on a pike.

[ASA Vet]

Related earlier posting here

[Reaganwuzthebest]

``I have chosen a path fraught with dangers on which I suffered lots of troubles, pain, betrayal and treason,'' the will says.

Even in his death it's still me me me. Don't worry Osama, where you're going you'll have lots of company to keep you warm.

[Free the USA]

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[Jabba the Nutt]

Okay, the SJ Mercury has the story about the will, but why don't they post a link to the original article with the photos? Not online? So, why don't the scan and post the photos of the wills, so that people, who have seen Bin Laden's signature and handwriting could examine it.

If this isn't true, it's a hell of a piece of black propaganda.