GREAT GIFT IDEA: David Boies "Sue-Master" Action Figure!!! Fresh from Al Gore's Re-Inventing Elections Team comes this life-like, super action figure that's sure to please "Little Lawyers" all over!! The David Boies "Sue-Master" Action Figure talks the talk, spewing out legal mumbo-jumbo phrases and stuff like "Today is a fine day to sue somebody." Note the spring-action briefcase, which pops open automatically whenever he is placed within 10 feet of a podium! And it's stuffed full of crumpled and disorganized documents that have nothing to do with each other - just like David's briefcase in real life!!! And kids will love the squeeze-action *Gore-Grimace* on Mr. Boies' face, for all those stupid judges who are interfering with the will of the people!!! And, if you order the David Boies "Sue-Master" Action Figure today, you'll receive ten extra free lawsuit documents for David to have stuffed in his briefcase!!!
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