A typical American? Named Ahmad (Ahmed) Hijazi? I don't think so! Real Americans have names like Mario Puzo, Jesus Gonzalez, Ted Kaczynski, Elvis Stojko, Rudy Giuliani, Geraldo Rivera, Steve Wozniak, Jean-Louis Gassee, shall I continue?
Glad to see you have promoted my fellow countryman,
Elvis Stojko,
who comes from Richmond Hill, Ontario,
to the status of Real American.
He will be honoured.