Al Jizzera Receives Bin Clinton Tape

Al-Jizzera ^ | Nov. 14, 2002 | Muffti Abdul Achmed Hangem

[hang 'em]

WASHINGTON, Nov. 14 (UPI) -- An audiotape, supposedly of Bin Clinton, in which the suspected liberal mastermind hails recent attacks around the country and threatens the US and its allies was aired on the Al Jizzera Network last night. Bin Clinton, who dropped completely out of sight after the Nov. 5th elections, was previously assumed mortally wounded in the assault at Tora Bubba. The last authenticated communication from bin Clinton was a satellite pick-up of the fugitive democrat mastermind screaming into his sink “come on you dirty RAT”. Authorities are examining the tape for DNA and other forensic evidence.

[hang 'em]

Has anyone seen this man lately?

[americanMel]

Yea, I think he was spotted under that big condom honoring Gates in India.

I'd be quiet too if I was an idiot.

[cardinal4]

Bill Clinton reminds me somewhat of Austin Powers...He doesnt realize he is out of date and continues to act out of step and synch with the rest of the country.

[InvisibleChurch]

they could tell its fake because the word 'war' is pronounced 'wah-wuh', an indication that jamescarville helped piece the tape together

[Slyfox]

I found him! Bottom center. In disguise.

[Grampa Dave]

We now have this exclusive photo of our first Black President playing golf in Iraq to pay and honor him for all of the support and cover given to Saddam during the first Black President's terms as first fornicator/liar/traitor/rapist,criminal/Monica licker/?:

[Skooz]

Forgive my ignorance, but who's the one on the bottom left?

[Slyfox]

That's Dahmer.

[Skooz]

Ahhh...looks quite different from the last picture I saw of him.

Not to be nit-picky, but if Dahmer's prison conversion to Christ was sincere, he's actually in Heaven now.

[Righty1]

The Bub doesn't have normal human DNA so all tests are futile.

[Slyfox]

Yeah that's probably true. I probably would've put a different pic in there if it were my creation, like say, HILLARY.

[Howlin]

You know very well that he and his "shadow government" are somewhere, plotting in a conference call, trying to figure out how to resurect him one more time, plotting his comeback!

The Bill Clinton Blind Ambition Tour WILL continue!