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Man Allegedly Slashes Friend In Argument Over Who Had Hairiest Buttocks [Hold muh' BEER!]
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| November 15, 2002
Posted on 11/15/2002 6:41:41 AM PST by Sweet_Sunflower29
An argument between two friends over which one had the hairiest buttocks escalated into a brawl that ended when one man slashed the other.
Emmanuel Nieves, 23, of Liberty Township, and Erik Saporito, 21, of Independence Township, were talking with some other friends at a Mansfield Township apartment complex when the fight began early Wednesday.
Nieves soon pulled out a knife and slashed Saporito's face and ear, authorities said. Saporito was taken to Hackettstown Community Hospital, where he was treated and released.
Nieves was arrested later that morning at his home and charged with aggravated assault, terroristic threats, weapons offenses and criminal mischief. He was being held Friday on $25,000 bail at the Warren County Jail.
TOPICS: Culture/Society; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events
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To: mhking
If there ever was a story to deserve a
HOLD muh BEER
tag...Here it is!
To: Sweet_Sunflower29
And now for something completely different......
To: Sweet_Sunflower29
What? We're not going to find out which one had the hairiest ass?
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posted on
11/15/2002 6:46:15 AM PST
by
wimpycat
To: mhking
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posted on
11/15/2002 6:46:51 AM PST
by
Dallas
To: Sweet_Sunflower29
ROTFL I click on a link and whose name should be there!! LOL
How much you wanna bet the girlfriend wasn't this one:
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posted on
11/15/2002 6:48:44 AM PST
by
BSunday
To: Sweet_Sunflower29
A man's hairy buttock is his pride and joy... let no one impugn anothers good name over it
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posted on
11/15/2002 6:53:41 AM PST
by
woofie
To: Sweet_Sunflower29
I guess that's the END of this story.
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posted on
11/15/2002 6:55:25 AM PST
by
Drango
To: Drango
Reminds me of Tony and Ralphie's argument over the weekend.
To: Howlin; Ed_NYC; MonroeDNA; widgysoft; Springman; FreedomPoster; Timesink; AntiGuv; ...
"Hold muh beer 'n watch this!" PING....If you want on or off this list, please let me know!
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posted on
11/15/2002 7:02:13 AM PST
by
mhking
To: Sweet_Sunflower29
LIVING PROOF : We
DO have "rednecks" in New Jersey !!
If they live up around Hackettstown, we call them " bikers "; and, if they live south of Asbury Park, we call them "pineys" .
To: woofie
A man's hairy buttock is his pride and joy... let no one impugn anothers good name over it "You have insulted the honor of my hairy a**, sir - I demand satisfaction!"
To: Sweet_Sunflower29
So, who won?
To: BSunday
ROTFL I click on a link and whose name should be there...
Yeah, it's anybodys guess just WHERE I might show up...
BWAHHAHAHAHA!!
To: Sweet_Sunflower29
Oh man, do I ever NOT want to know the winner of this contest!
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posted on
11/15/2002 7:28:58 AM PST
by
blau993
To: B Knotts; bassmaner; BoringOregon; Constitution Day; Dakmar; EBUCK; Hemingway's Ghost; jayef; ...
Ping 'cause it's too good to pass up!
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posted on
11/15/2002 7:31:38 AM PST
by
Xenalyte
To: general_re
I demand satisfaction!"
AAAUGH! TMI TMI TMI TMI!!!!
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posted on
11/15/2002 7:31:49 AM PST
by
BSunday
To: BSunday
C'mon - you've gotta know that was the context for these two clowns. How else does the question of whose butt is hairier come up in conversation? ;)
To: Sweet_Sunflower29
What the story didn't say was that the winner of the contest gets to date.......
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posted on
11/15/2002 7:35:51 AM PST
by
BSunday
To: Xenalyte
Ping 'cause it's too good to pass up!Of all the pings I get, yours are right at the top of the weird list! ;-)
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