Student Killed in Catapult Stunt [Darwin Finalist- Flung 100 feet in the air from 50ft above ground]

BBC ^ | Monday, November 25, 2002 | Wire Report

[Kenny Bunk]

Since it has been reliably reported on this site that a Texas Saloon Owner was beaten to death with a toaster by his wife, I have been forced to report your morbid interest in toasters to the BATF.

You probably thought the "T" was for Tobacco?)

[Kenny Bunk]

The Lucas Mark I Trebuchet Kit has been withdrawn from the market, pending further R&D. The firm will concentrate on its famed electromechanical transportation accessories, known the world over for their outstanding reliability and interesting quality.

We look forward to bringing you the results of our own tests of the Lucas Mark II Trebuchet. As soon as NATO Trials are completed, we shall report on the consumer version of the Lucas Mark II Trebuchet, which is to be introduced at the 2003 Tirana Toy Show.

[Kenny Bunk]

Meinst du das, oder sagst du das nur?

[archy]

Can't beat live drama

....

Absolutely. Or live music, either.

You might think otherwise if you'd seen me on stage, or had to suffer through a set of my banjo pickin'.

-archy-/-

[archy]

...I have been forced to report your morbid interest in toasters to the BATF.

You probably thought the "T" was for Tobacco?)

As long as it's not for Trebuchets.

-archy-/-

[Focault's Pendulum]

This looks like a trebuchet. It could have been adjusted for weight..... the idiots.

[AnAmericanMother]

. . . natürlich kannst du jedes Wort einzeln glauben . . . wirklich! :-D

(. . . und welches Wort meinst du?)

[sheik yerbouty]

The mass was an ass.