[Bubba_Leroy]

I went to my 25 year high school reunion a few years ago (I'm not saying how many). The reunion was organized by a company that specializes in setting up class reunions. They prepared a nice preprinted booklet with a directory of all of the former students that they had been able to locate along with an "In Memorium" section listing the students who were now deceased. One of the deceased students came to the reunion and was very surprised to find her name listed as dead.

[chiller]

ditto at my re-union, but the MC had the quick-wittedness
to award her the prize for 'having come the longest distance' since she came all the back from the dead.
Hilarious. No lie.