[pgyanke]

"Remember, lawyers don't sue people, people sue people."

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... this proves that lawyers aren't human?

BTW, lawyers do SOLICIT plaintiffs to lawsuits. So let's amend your statement... "Lawyers don't sue people, they seek people to sue people."

[Amore]

And boy do they solicit! They're on tv 24 hours a day telling everyone they might have a claim they don't even know about and to come in and see them -- letting them know that it's all free and won't cost these potential plaintiffs one red cent!

[Labyrinthos]

BTW, lawyers do SOLICIT plaintiffs

Under the rules of ethics they are not supposed to solicit, but they get away with it anyway. My point, however, is that next time you stub your toe on a curb in a parking lot and some lawyer tries to solicit you to sue for millions of dollars -- just say NO! Too many people say "yes" and then complain and call the lawyer greedy because the lawyer took one-third of what the plaintiff should not have received in the first place.