[APBaer]

bisexual consumers....

So, Mr. Salesman, do the car doors open *BOTH* in and out?

[new cruelty]

lol,

this car is equipped with a stick shift for every passenger.

[new cruelty]

i wonder if the showrooms will become more glitzy and hot spots for cruising.

also... given the notorious history of jaguars always breaking down, this presents a perfect opportunity for gay men to meet mechanics. :)