Hillary has one vote to be first U.S. woman president (Chills & Shivers Alert)

The Free Lance-Star ^ | Sun, 01/05/2003 | DONNIE JOHNSTON

[StarFan]

Donnie Johnston = pseudonym for Hillary R. Clinton as no one in the right mind would write such a glowing piece.

[chachacha]

MY GOD!

What Planet is this writer from?

[GoMonster]

"best looking"

well if she get madyline albright to be her security advisor and helen thomas to be her press secretary they would have a really good looking team

[DWSUWF]

"...Flame away if you are so inclined..."

The bad news is that you're not wrong.

The good news is that something has to be the primer for what is coming.

You get to a point where the only thing left to say is "Bring it on Bitch."

[THUNDER ROAD]

This Post needed a Triple Sacked Barf Bag Alert!

.....THUNDER......

[geedee]

[geedee]

[bayareablues]

She is not a leader. In all her years of "public service" she has accomplished nothing for the people of NY or the nation. She has certainly been a position to do so. So, on the surface, I just don't understand the interest in this woman. Beneath the surface of course, she's just a slime.

[texasbluebell]

...she would be the best-looking president this nation ever had.

Huh? The stuff of nightmares, I'd say.

[DWSUWF]

"...Donnie, a.k.a. hilliary. It's possible for that hag!..."

If it weren't for that "Best Looking President Ever!" bit I'd agree.

HILLARY! is as evil as Hitler, and is just as capable as he was of cynically ordering the creation of lying, self-promoting, manufactured propaganda puff-pieces, yes...

But, God help us, she isn't stupid enough to go down this path.

She's got a mirror, and she knows how to use it. She KNOWS full well that she's a Mutt, a Bow-Wow to the tenth power.

Her ego would never allow her to shine a flashlight in this dark corner and provide such a made-to-order jumping off point for cracks about her frankly unpleasant appearance.

This is (disturbingly) authentic. This is actually how 'Donnie' feels...

Now... Imagine the sort of person who looks at HILLARY! and sees beauty...

[marajade]

From the article:

"With quiet dignity, she endured every assault and walked away a much stronger woman."

I wouldn't use the word "dignity" to describe a woman who lets her husband walk all over her and sit back and take it...

[livesbygrace]

I'm one of those who thinks she wants to go in 2004, but would prefer a "draft" to running in the primaries.

I tend to agree on this point. She will let them all fight it out and muddy each others policies, then she will come riding on the proverbial white horse...

[bootless]

This is so, so wrong.

There are so many parts of this screed to note, but this popped out:

It should also be noted that Hillary Rodham Clinton is not Bill Clinton

No. She's far worse.

[cyncooper]

Finally, someone who gets it!

Pardon me! LOL

I believe everybody else was saying the same thing in a more wordy way.

[marajade]

He must of missed the little fact that Hillary got 8 mil to write a book as first lady...

[Uncle Meat]

This dude has to be wearing coke-bottle glasses,just got done drinking a fifth of wild turkey,or has just injested some bad mushrooms if he thinks Hillary is goodlooking.

[FreedomCalls]

At worst, she would be the best-looking president this nation ever had.

[GAG!] Where's that picture of her with the animated serpent's tongue?

[the gillman@blacklagoon.com]

Vote for the whore in 04
Let's get started with the civil war!

[desertcry]

donnie johnston is one sick dog, a masochist of the 1st magnetude.

[11B3]

While some say that there would be a mass exodus of people from the country should The Ankle become President, there are others (like myself) who say that it would then be time to take up arms against tyranny. We cannot - no MUST NOT, be forced to endure any more piecemeal destruction of this nation by a Clinton.

It is the duty of all Americans to defend this nation against all enemies - both foreign and domestic - and The Ankle is definitely an enemy of America.