[Jack of all Trades]

IBZ?

[johniegrad]

Wow. Too deep for me. Zot.

[clintonh8r]

night class in creative writing?

[Rodney King]

What? Is that you Jimmy Carter? Who else could come up with such nonsense that sounds so deep?

[Rodney King]

Our enemies are in search of our same dreams.

Last I checked, I have never dreamed of having sex with a camel.

[johniegrad]

Neo-con, paleo-con, or simply zircon?

[End Times Sentinel]

Our enemies are in search of our same dreams.

 

Since the palis' dream is anihilation of Israel and the driving of the Jews into the sea, I have a hard time seeing as how that dream would be shared by Israel.

Owl_Eagle

”Guns Before Butter.”

[Sally'sConcerns]

Main Entry: zir·con
Pronunciation: 'z&r-"kän, -k&n
Function: noun
Etymology: German, modification of French jargon jargoon, zircon, from Italian giargone
Date: 1794
: a tetragonal mineral consisting of a silicate of zirconium and occurring usually in brown or grayish square prisms of adamantine luster or sometimes in transparent forms which are used as gems

[clintonh8r]

zircoff

[ohioman]

Did you get some new meds today? God, you ought to write for Saturday Night Live or The Onion.

[freedomson]

Zircon, your beatifully written drivel has real made me see the light! I'm so ashamed of my zionism that I cry out in pain. I can see so clearly now why all those suicide bombers had to do what they did.

Why did G-d make me a jew? An evil jew, Why?!!! (sobbing and tears)

[BlueLancer]

VARMINT CONG ALERT!!!

[headsonpikes]

Okay, this goes against my grain, but I must say...

Ecstasy and mushrooms don't mix.

You are one cubic zirconium, dude.

[BlueLancer]

Yo, Zircon ...

200 years from now, I want their children's children's children's children
to cower and cringe in fear whenever they hear the sounds of jet engines overhead
because their legends tell of fire from the sky.

I want them to hide in dark caves and holes in the earth,
shivering with terror whenever they hear the roar of diesel engines
because the tales of their ancestors talk about metal monsters
crawling over the earth, spitting death and destruction.

I want their mothers to be able to admonish them with
"If you don't behave, the Pale Destroyers will come for you",
and that will be enough to reduce them to quivering obesience.

I want the annihilation to be so complete that their mythology
will tell them of the day of judgment when the stern gods from across the sea
.. the powerful 'Mericans .. destroyed their forefathers' wickedness.

[dighton]

[Billthedrill]

Muslims aren't supposed to drink wine.

[johniegrad]

ZIR-CON

[Admin Moderator]

[rface]

[4CJ]

Yet another case where a village is missing their idiot.^*