[slimer]

Your wife attends a Christmas party by herself and when people ask her, "where's your husband"? She replies, "he had some freeping to catch up on."

[Kerberos]

"Your wife attends a Christmas party by herself and when people ask her, "where's your husband"? She replies, "he had some freeping to catch up on.""

Don't laugh, that's what I did this year, and that's what my wife told people at the party.