[Paul Atreides]

The stellar career of George Clooney:

Intolerable Cruelty (2003) .... Miles Massey
Confessions of a Dangerous Mind (2002) .... CIA Agent Jim Byrd
Solaris (2002) .... Kelvin
Shirtless: Hollywood's Sexiest Men (2002) (TV)(uncredited) (archive footage) .... Himself
Welcome to Collinwood (2002) .... Jerzy
Starbuck Holger Meins (2002) .... Himself
Ocean's Eleven (2001) .... Danny Ocean ... aka 11 (2001) (USA: poster title) ... aka O11 (2001) (USA: informal short title)
America: A Tribute to Heroes (2001) (TV) .... Himself
Spy Kids (2001) .... Devlin
Revisiting Fail-Safe (2000) (V) .... Himself
Inside Look: Down from the Mountain (2000) (TV) .... Himself
Book That Wrote Itself, The (2000) .... Himself
2000 MTV Movie Awards (2000) (TV) .... Presenter
Perfect Storm, The (2000) .... Captain Billy Tyne
O Brother, Where Art Thou? (2000) .... Ulysses Everett McGill ... aka O' Brother (2000) (France)
Fail Safe (2000) (TV) .... Col. Jack Grady, Command Pilot Group 6
Three Kings (1999) .... Major Archie Gates
South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut (1999)(voice) .... Dr. Gouache/Dr. Doctor
Playmate Pajama Party (1999) (V)(archive footage) (uncredited) .... Himself
Waiting for Woody (1998) .... Himself
Thin Red Line, The (1998) .... Captain Charles Bosche
Out of Sight (1998) .... John Michael 'Jack' Foley
Peacemaker, The (1997) .... Colonel Thomas Devoe
Full Tilt Boogie (1997) .... Himself
Town Meeting with Diane Sawyer: Celebrities vs. the Press (1997) (TV) .... Himself
Batman & Robin (1997) .... Batman/Bruce Wayne
One Fine Day (1996) .... Jack Taylor
Curdled (1996)(uncredited) .... Seth Gecko
From Dusk Till Dawn (1996) .... Seth Gecko
Golden Anniversary (1995) (TV) .... Himself ... aka Rosemary Clooney's Demi-Centennial (1995) (TV) (USA: complete title) ... aka Rosemary Clooney's Golden Anniversary (1995) (TV) (USA)
"ER" (1994) TV Series .... Dr. Doug Ross (1994-1999)
ER (1994) (TV) .... Dr. Douglas 'Doug' Ross
"Sisters" (1991) TV Series .... Detective James Falconer (1993-1994)
Harvest, The (1993) .... Lip Syncing Transvestite
Without Warning: Terror in the Towers (1993) (TV) .... Kevin Shea
Unbecoming Age (1992) .... Mac ... aka Magic Bubble, The (1992)
"Bodies of Evidence" (1992) TV Series .... Detective Ryan Walker
"Baby Talk" (1991) TV Series .... Joe (1991)
Red Surf (1990) .... Remar
"Sunset Beat" (1990) TV Series .... Chic Chesbro
Sunset Beat (1990) (TV) .... Chic Chesbro
"Roseanne" (1988) TV Series .... Booker Brooks (1988-1989)
Return of the Killer Tomatoes! (1988) .... Matt Stevens ... aka Return of the Killer Tomatoes: The Sequel (1988) (USA: video box title)
Grizzly II: The Predator (1987)
Return to Horror High (1987) .... Oliver
Combat High (1986) (TV) .... Major Biff Woods ... aka
Combat Academy (1986) (TV)
"Facts of Life, The" (1979) TV Series .... George Burnett (1985-1987)
"E/R" (1984) TV Series .... Mark 'Ace' Kolmar

[Charles Martel]

"Roseanne" (1988) TV Series .... Booker Brooks (1988-1989)

This was a good bit of casting, IMHO. "Booker" was a long-haired piece of trash, and especially fond of those "wife-beater" shirts, too. In other words, the part Clooney was born to play.

[E Rocc]

South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut (1999)(voice) .... Dr. Gouache/Dr. Doctor

He also barked the role of Sparky the Gay Dog in the "Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride" episode of South Park.

-Eric

[ezo4]

Thanks for posting that list. I keep it and never spend a dime on anything listed. To bad all those other people/actors (if there good) have to be involved with this idiot.

I think Ill break out the Ben Hurr DVD and watch that. Lets see Clooney make something of that caliber

I also think Ill stop by the store and pick up another Heston movie. Maybe "The Ten Commandments . Lets see him match that as well.

Then Ill stop by the local ammo shop and buy a few bags of brass and box of bullets and load a few rounds up for Chucks sake.

Rest asured I wont ever spend my cash on this fool!

[Petronski]

Okay quick: which is funnier:

Return of the Killer Tomatoes! (1988) .... Matt Stevens ... aka Return of the Killer Tomatoes: The Sequel (1988)

"Facts of Life, The" (1979) TV Series .... George Burnett (1985-1987)

[savedbygrace]

What strikes me is that in eleven of the fifty titles in that list he played himelf. I've looked at a lot of actor's listings on the IMDB and I don't recall seeing that many self-portrayals. 22% of the time he plays himself. The other 78% of the time he plays a role that is almost indistinguishable from himself. Hmmmmmmm.

This isn't really that surprising. The number of real actors is very small among the top box office draws. Most of them just play one character that is mostly themselves.