Oh, thank you. I was just sitting down to a magnificent steak dinner with garlic potatoes and a salad of spring greens tossed in a sesame mayo, when I noticed a flea crawl out of my salad bowl and onto my dinner plate. The flea walked right on my potatoes and steak, undoubtedly spreading bubonic plague every inch of the way. So I put my whole dinner in one of those steam autoclave sterilizing things at the local hospital, but I'm afraid dinner wasn't too palatable after that... overcooked, y'know, especially the salad. Unfortunately, the flea was not overcooked or even fazed by this experience and flew away. I'm starved but I can't even cut the steak now and have to go to bed hungry.
Other than that, nice to hear from you :-) :-)
The flea was harmless but that steak'll kill you! ;-)
Good bumping into you again, old friend.
I thought I had washed myself of the two of you already - where's that bottle of alcohol?