[Mark Turbo]

If Train A leaves the station traveling west with a load of 27 pronouns and 13 adverbs at 50 mph, and Train B leaves the next station to the west 25 miles away,traveling east at the same speed, with a load of16 verbs and 46 nouns, at what points to the trains meet and create a wreck of dangling participles?

The trains create a bunch of gibberish 15 minutes later 12.5 miles west of the first station, assuming they left their respective stations at the same time.

[exit82]

Your Florida teaching certificate is in the mail.

[AnAmericanMother]

Ya beat me to it.

Grammar police inspecting the scene.