Michael Moore Wins Stupid Person of the Year Award

www.nonewswire.com ^ | 04.28.03 | Editor

[RedBloodedAmerican]

Outspoken political documentary pundit Michael Moore has been named “Stupid Person of the Year” by Time Magazine. Moore seemed ecstatic at receiving the award, believing that the title was really an honorary one.

"Time Magazine is using a double negative, which really means it is a positive," said Moore. "You see, the word ‘stupid’ is a negative and the name ‘Michael Moore’ is a negative, therefore they cancel each other out. So I see that this is really an Intelligent Person of the Year award. After all, only a stupid person wouldn’t understand what I just said."

Time Magazine staff voted 8-1 in favor of him getting the stupidity honors.

"The vote is misleading," says Moore. "You see when one person felt I was stupid the others yelled stupid at the person saying I was stupid, therefore the vote was misinterpreted. This type of stuff goes on all the time. I hear people yelling ‘stupid’ wherever I go."

Moore’s next documentary project is "A Year in the Life of a Stupid Person" in which cameras follow him around as he proudly flaunts the "Stupid Person of the Year" Time Magazine cover featuring him.

The one person that didn’t vote Michael Moore for stupidity honors voted instead for the Academy of Motion Picture Arts & Sciences organization for thinking his work was worthy of merit.

[RedBloodedAmerican]

I hope this hasn't already been posted.

[smith288]

[cubreporter]

Wow. I think this person needs some real help.

[RedBloodedAmerican]

[RedBloodedAmerican]

[bart99]

This IS a joke, right?

I just finished reading the entire thread on Baghdad Bob's possible surrender and was in tears from laughing.

The explanation by Moore in the letter was an english version of a Baghdad Bob explanation. *L*

[nhoward14]

Maybe you can change his hat to a Scottish one with a speech ballon saying "I ate a baby!"

[LibWhacker]

[RedBloodedAmerican]

OMG! What happened to his right ear?

[Texas Eagle]

I just finished reading the entire thread on Baghdad Bob's possible surrender and was in tears from laughing.

You got a link to that thread? I could use a good laugh. I did a search but didn't see anything about Comical Ali surrendering.

[Consort]

[bart99]

It's a great thread..... started a while ago and dying down, but..... I just laughed reading through it.

Enjoy!

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/901448/posts

[Mr. Mojo]

Moore seemed ecstatic at receiving the award, believing that the title was really an honorary one.

In his crowd, it is.

[Sloth]

"You see, the word ‘stupid’ is a negative and the name ‘Michael Moore’ is a negative, therefore they cancel each other out. So I see that this is really an Intelligent Person of the Year award. After all, only a stupid person wouldn’t understand what I just said."

Time Magazine staff voted 8-1 in favor of him getting the stupidity honors.

Hopefully, after hearing his response, it would have been unanimous.

[Mr. Mojo]

Is Moore married? If not, I got just the girl for him.

[Amazed1953]

"You see, the word ‘stupid’ is a negative and the name ‘Michael Moore’ is a negative, therefore they cancel each other out. So I see that this is really an Intelligent Person of the Year award.

Stupid quote number 6,720,136 by Michael Moore.

[Texas Eagle]

LOL!

At least she's drinking a DIET Coke.

[I'm ALL Right!]

What in the world????

[A6M3]

Reply to post #1: Michael Moore eats excrement and claims it tastes like filet Mignon. He savors the aroma of flatulence and swears it's Channel No. 5.

[weegee]

"In Bizarro World, 'stupid' is good! This am great honor for me!!!"