Free Republic
Browse · Search
News/Activism
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

DFU SONG: Drunken Sailor (shrieking woman --- got a sock or duct tape anyone?)
DFU SONG PARODIES | 5-2003 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

Posted on 05/01/2003 12:05:34 PM PDT by doug from upland

MIDI - DRUNKEN SAILOR

La la…la la la la; la la…la la la la
La la…la la la la…la la la la la la

La la…la la la la; la la…la la la la
La la…la la la la…la la la la la la

Whatcha gonna do with a shrieking woman
Whatcha gonna do with a shrieking woman
Whatcha gonna do with a shrieking woman
When she comes for dinner

Drag her out the door by her crusty pantsuit
Drag her out the door by her crusty pantsuit
Drag her out the door by her crusty pantsuit
When she comes for dinner

Stuff a sock right in it
Stuff a sock right in it
Stuff a sock right in it
When she comes for dinner

Martin Sheen has duct tape
Martin Sheen has duct tape
Martin Sheen has duct tape
That sounds like a winner

Whatcha gonna do with a shrieking woman
Whatcha gonna do with a shrieking woman
Whatcha gonna do with a shrieking woman
When she comes for dinner

Throw her in the lock-up…that's where she should be
Throw her in the lock-up…that's where she should be
Throw her in the lock-up…that's where she should be
When she comes for dinner

Stuff a sock right in it
Stuff a sock right in it
Stuff a sock right in it
When she comes for dinner

Martin Sheen has duct tape
Martin Sheen has duct tape
Martin Sheen has duct tape
That sounds like a winner

Whatcha gonna do with a shrieking woman
Whatcha gonna do with a shrieking woman
Whatcha gonna do with a shrieking woman
When she comes for dinner

Better duck 'cause here come the flying dishes
Better duck 'cause here come the flying dishes
Better duck 'cause here come the flying dishes
When she comes to dinner

Stuff a sock right in it
Stuff a sock right in it
Stuff a sock right in it
When she comes for dinner

Martin Sheen has duct tape
Martin Sheen has duct tape
Martin Sheen has duct tape
That sounds like a winner

Stuff a sock right in it
Stuff a sock right in it
Stuff a sock right in it
When she comes for dinner

Martin Sheen has duct tape
Martin Sheen has duct tape
Martin Sheen has duct tape
That sounds like a winner


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Foreign Affairs; Government; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: ducttape; hillaryno; shrieking; sockinit; stopher; witch

1 posted on 05/01/2003 12:05:34 PM PDT by doug from upland
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | View Replies]

To: StarFan; dutchess; Looking4Truth; solzhenitsyn; Paul Atreides; rockfish59; RobFromGa; whoever; ...
StarFan --- it looks like about May 19 I'm coming to town. Round up the FReepers. I am expecting someone to buy me a beer at an Irish pub where we will sing THE BALLAD OF MIKE MORAN, WHO'S NEXT, AND DRUNKEN SAILOR. Come on, let's see some of that hospitality for which NY is famous. Oh, that's not NY? Oh, they want to run me over in the crosswalk? Oh, the drivers flip me off if I don't get out of their way? Oh, I better get used to hearing "up yours"?
2 posted on 05/01/2003 12:12:07 PM PDT by doug from upland (my dogs ran from the room when they heard Hillary shrieking on the radio)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: doug from upland
Shout her down
And up she rises !
Vote her her out
And up she rises !
Knock her down
And up she rises......

Ear-lye in the morning !
3 posted on 05/01/2003 12:31:08 PM PDT by genefromjersey (Gettin' too old to "play nice" !)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: genefromjersey
Nice.
4 posted on 05/01/2003 12:33:01 PM PDT by doug from upland (my dogs ran from the room when they heard Hillary shrieking on the radio)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 3 | View Replies]

To: doug from upland
Ahem! Thanks for the good laugh I got from your tagline!!! That was my laugh for the day! Poor dogs!!!!
5 posted on 05/01/2003 12:39:29 PM PDT by lizbet (Ready to go?)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2 | View Replies]

To: doug from upland
Call her on her lies and watch her bellow,

Show the world her cries are just plain yellow,

Let her hang by her own words until she's mellow,

Early in the morning.

6 posted on 05/01/2003 1:47:04 PM PDT by Inkie
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 4 | View Replies]

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
News/Activism
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson