Shhhhhhh!
We can't unload all of the Mark I units at a profit if everybody knows the Mark II's are in the pipeline.
Besides, the "Automatic Orifice Protector" feature of the Mark II failed the Beta test, when it reamed out six test volunteers by applying excessive force when deploying the Alien repellent Butt-plug.....
Whooops!!!!!!!!! Sorry!!!! ROTFLMAO!