One too many comments about the salad can push anyone over the edge...
To: Mister Magoo
"C'mon Darryl have another beer. What could it hurt?"
2 posted on
05/28/2003 7:52:45 AM PDT by
AppyPappy
(If You're Not A Part Of The Solution, There's Good Money To Be Made In Prolonging The Problem.)
To: Mister Magoo
attempting to stalk police with a loaded handgun I used to hate getting assigned to investigate salad crimes. Give me a good old fashioned bank heist any day.
To: Mister Magoo
Looks like Daryl Garner may soon be complaining to his "husband" that he's had to toss too much salad.
4 posted on
05/28/2003 7:58:19 AM PDT by
wideawake
(Support our troops and their Commander-in-Chief)
To: Mister Magoo
"Who made the salad?"
To: Mister Magoo
How much salad did the dumba$$ make anyway? And who's gonna eat salad on a drinking and barbequing holiday? Save that for the next day. I'll bet they were drinking Crown and diet coke, or some other equally toxic aspartame conconction.
6 posted on
05/28/2003 8:01:16 AM PDT by
Laura Earl
(It's the ASPARTAME!!!!)
To: Mister Magoo
Would this qualify for a "Hold muh salad" alert?
14 posted on
05/28/2003 9:22:58 AM PDT by
4mycountry
(Life is tough. It's tougher if you're stupid.)
To: Mister Magoo; mhking
Hold muh Salad Shooter while I go berserk about this here nagging wife!
15 posted on
05/28/2003 10:04:04 AM PDT by
Tolerance Sucks Rocks
(There be no shelter here; the front line is everywhere!)
To: Mister Magoo
I'm OK on the salad, but I do tend to go postal when my wife makes too much broccoli (too much being defined as enough for two).
16 posted on
05/28/2003 11:07:40 AM PDT by
blau993
(Labs for love; .357 for Security.)
To: Mister Magoo
Hey Darryl, what kinda plants did you use in the salad?
17 posted on
05/28/2003 12:59:21 PM PDT by
Cachelot
(~ In waters near you ~)
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