[Constitution Day]

Where's the KABOOM? There was supposed to be an earth shattering KABOOM!!

Hey, just what is a "Frumious Bandersnatch", anyway?
I'm almost afraid to ask.

[Junior]

Beware the Jub Jub bird and shun,
And shun the Frumious Bandersnatch.

[Frumious Bandersnatch]

Frumious Bandersnatch is from Lewis Carroll's "Through the Looking Glass" A thoroughly nasty creature in the same class as the Jabberwocky.

Whatever you do, *don't* add water to those martian pills...