BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA -- I JUST RETURNED "LYING HISTORY" TO WALMART!

dfu | 6-25-03 | DFU

[doug from upland]

Okay, gang, it started with this thread -- I BOUGHT HILLARY'S "LYING HISTORY." Some of you really wanted to bust my chops. I got the book so I could discuss it with Dave Schippers on today's DFU Radio Hour.

Well, this should make some of you happy. I went back to WalMart, walked up to the customer service counter and told the girl -- "I bought this a few hours ago and went through the index. This book is nothing but crap and lies from Hillary. It should have been called LYING HISTORY. I would like my money back."

Without a word she took the book and rang up the refund. The only words she spoke were "Sign here," and "here is your $21.37." It is almost like it had happened before.

When I bought the book I told the salesgirl that I wanted Harry Potter for Mrs. DFU but it had apparently already sold out. I told her that's okay, this one has more witchcraft in it. She laughed.

What a great feeling, although I wanted to exchange it for Ann Coulter's TREASON. Unfortunately, they didn't have it.

Schippers was great today on the show. You can hear a replay in just a few minutes of FR Radio at 11pm Eastern.

Tomorrow, I am going to call the publisher and tell them what I did. Let's hope it is repeated thousands and thousands of times.

[doug from upland]

Here's the radio show thread -- CLICK.

[chicagolady]

I can't stand it , this is to funny!

[PhiKapMom]

Way to go!!!!

[cavtrooper21]

Awsome!

[libsrscum]

Doug, you're a damn fine American!

[Not now, Not ever!]

Doug, you have knocked another one out of the park!

[TomGuy]

Do you have the radio link?

[bluesagewoman]

OMG, you got some stuff! Way to go!

[abner]

Oh Doug, that is just WRONG, WRONG, WRONG!

Good job! Sometimes you have to do the wrong thing... for the country!

[Argh]

Go, Doug! A damned fine American indeed! Great name, too!

[lilylangtree]

Doug, you're priceless! Salute!

[A CA Guy]

Here's a poll asking if you would read Hillary's book on what is the current "The View" message board.

Comments after the vote are requested...LOL

http://www.network54.com/Hide/Forum/170322

[A CA Guy]

Question Doug, did you put a drop of Holy Water on it to see if it would go up in fire and smoke or did you forget?

[7 x 77]

You stole the use of that book. We'll have more success against the forces of darkness if we don't use their weapons.

[Diver Dave]

You never disappoint, doug. :)

[paul in cape]

I went to Sam's Club today and bought my Harry Potter. While looking around the book section, I saw Treason and Living History next to each other. Coulter's book was about 2/3 sold out, while Hillary! had two untouched rows!

Of course I did my part and put several of Ann's books on top of Hillary's, so shoppers would see TREASON above Hillary's head.

As I was there, 3 people bought Ann's book (I made 4), while the *itch's faux tome collected dust.

[kayak]

FANTASTIC!!!

At least some justice was done this week ...... :-)

[buffyt]

I tried to listen to your show but couldn't get the link to work. I have never had trouble listening to Radio FR before. Was there a server problem?

[doug from upland]

I THINK THIS IS THE LINK (but I'm not hearing the show when it actually works for a few seconds.