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No farting, please (Grade school kids who fart will be disciplined)
News24.com ^
| 7.4.03
Posted on 07/05/2003 2:56:58 PM PDT by mhking
Hong Kong - A primary school in China is fining pupils five yuan each time they fart in class, a news report said on Friday.
Hu Zhuang Elementary School in Beijing has begun imposing the fines as part of a crackdown on bad hygiene habits in the wake of the Sars outbreak, according to the South China Morning Post.
No one has been fined so far at the school which has also introduced rules banning pupils from dropping litter or coughing without covering their mouths.
TOPICS: Constitution/Conservatism; Culture/Society; Extended News; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: beano; breakingwind; china; education; farting; fartproudly; freedoms; gascrisis; gasx; holdmuhbeer; noxiousemmisions; penalty; publicschools; pufflist; pullmuhfinger; sbd; windsofchange
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posted on
07/05/2003 2:56:58 PM PDT
by
mhking
To: Howlin; Ed_NYC; MonroeDNA; widgysoft; Springman; Timesink; dubyaismypresident; Grani; coug97; ...
"Hold muh beer 'n watch this!" PING....
If you want on or off this list, please let me know!
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posted on
07/05/2003 2:57:35 PM PDT
by
mhking
To: mhking
I tried to quit farting once but I got irritable and started gaining a lot of weight so I started back up
again.
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posted on
07/05/2003 3:00:13 PM PDT
by
Gumption
To: mhking
The Red regime tries to hold back the winds of change!
4
posted on
07/05/2003 3:00:16 PM PDT
by
Loyalist
(Keeper of the Schismatic Orc Ping List. Freepmail me if you want on or off it.)
To: mhking
Ah... gradeschool....
"I'm gonna fart in your mouth and make your cheeks inflate!"
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posted on
07/05/2003 3:03:32 PM PDT
by
Sofa King
(-I am Sofa King- tired of liberal BS!)
To: mhking
I had an ex-boyfriend that I would have loved to fine in this way. He enjoyed it too much.
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posted on
07/05/2003 3:03:52 PM PDT
by
HairOfTheDog
(Not all those who wander are lost)
To: Loyalist
I always viewed farting as just the beginning of the birth of a Democrat.
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posted on
07/05/2003 3:03:53 PM PDT
by
Bluntpoint
(Not there! Yes, there!)
To: mhking
I once read that the average person emits one liter of flatulence on any given day. I wonder how they propose to end this inconvenience for all people? What if the teachers experience this difficulty?
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posted on
07/05/2003 3:04:02 PM PDT
by
Pan_Yans Wife
(Lurking since 2000.)
To: Pan_Yans Wife
Silly..... They just have to fart smart - when they are well apart.
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posted on
07/05/2003 3:05:04 PM PDT
by
HairOfTheDog
(Not all those who wander are lost)
To: mhking
"Hold muh beer 'n watch this!" I think you mean "Pull my finger..."
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posted on
07/05/2003 3:05:29 PM PDT
by
Wolfie
To: mhking
Looks like baked beans are off the cafeteria menu.
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posted on
07/05/2003 3:05:35 PM PDT
by
speedy
To: mhking
The Imam at Ask the Imam.com have lots of rules against farting. Muslims are not permitted to have bodily functions while they are engaged in prayer, after they have said their prayers, etc.
There seem to be a lot of questions about it.
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posted on
07/05/2003 3:06:13 PM PDT
by
weegee
To: mhking
All this rule will do is produce a generation of Hong Kong youth skilled in the art of the Silent Killer.
To: Bluntpoint
"Don't ask. Don't smell."
To: weegee
Are they allowed to fart when they are stoning their women?
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posted on
07/05/2003 3:07:59 PM PDT
by
Bluntpoint
(Not there! Yes, there!)
To: weegee
Muslims are not permitted to have bodily functions while they are engaged in prayer, after they have said their prayers, etc.I dare you to kneel down like that and NOT fart...
I'll wait for you at the Emergency Room...[g]
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posted on
07/05/2003 3:08:19 PM PDT
by
mhking
To: mhking
Impudent swine!..... I fart in your direction!
To: mhking
I wonder if the kids will start trafficking in Beano:
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posted on
07/05/2003 3:09:05 PM PDT
by
weegee
To: mhking
"Blazing Saddles" just won't be the same.
To: mhking
"It's the gas chamber for you, young man!"
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